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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Josiah » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:29 pm

<1041hp 320ma 372mv> -14.2 +16 [*: AI'] 65
You are brutally massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's slash.
You are viciously massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's pound.
You are viciously massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's pound.
You are viciously massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's pound.
Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's weapon cuts right through one of your limbs!!!
You are brutally massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's cleave.
You miss Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans with your cleave.
You miss Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans with your cleave.
You report 659/1400 hp. Change: -377. Need: 741. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<*TANK*> Yuck! -382 HP 659 / 1400
<659hp 320ma 372mv> -14.2 +16 [*: AI'] 63
Gnu -- 'tank is weak'

<661hp 321ma 372mv> -14.2 +16 [*: AI'] 63
Gnu swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!
You have been KILLED!!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:29 am

You massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with your slash.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.
Woody is dead! R.I.P.
You massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with your slash.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Skeletal knight of fire attempts to bash Vege, who nimbly steps out of the way.

...

Norks utters the words, 'gruugz oculoae'
Norks lays his hands upon the body.
Norks's hands begin to glow very brightly!
Woody has been raised from the dead!

<838hp 134ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Woody -- 'bloody maws, every damn time! (Visage was up)'

<839hp 134ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
group
Group 'Ezekiel and his Fearless Force' is led by Ezekiel and consists of:
(Point) Vege [Wa:8.39 1336hp 322ma 354mv] avent/jacinth
(Front) Songster [Ba:5.30 840hp 135ma 364mv] rhodo/tomb jade denuva
(Front) Dingo [Mo:6.35 1111hp 616ma 425mv] GYT | SBPearl EFlame
(Front) Woody [Cl:0.39 2hp 267ma 77mv] Ruby | Jade | w strands
(Front) Zuzu [Cl:8.33 999hp 749ma 353mv] TigerEye|BGEmerald

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.39 754hp 77ma 266mv] tourm/sapphire
Norks [Cl:9.40 1126hp 449ma 329mv] rose qtz, emerlad

<840hp 135ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven...
Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven...
Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven...
Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven...
Norks puts on a variety of armor and equipment.

<841hp 136ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Woody hugs Norks.

<841hp 136ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Norks utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Woody briefly glows with a blinding light!
Ezekiel -- 'target maw'

<846hp 139ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Woody moves to the rear of his group.

<846hp 139ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
You play another verse of 'rina cruinne'.

<848hp 134ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Vege leaves east.
You follow Ezekiel.

Burnt Building
Exits: West
The corpse of a beast with a huge gaping maw is lying here.
The severed Head of a beast with a huge gaping maw is lying here.
The corpse of skeletal knight of fire is lying here.
You see Dingo, Woody, Norks, Zuzu, Ezekiel, and Vege here.
You also see a beast with a huge gaping maw here.

<849hp 135ma 363mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Norks puts on a variety of armor and equipment.

<850hp 135ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Ezekiel stops singing.
Ezekiel utters the words, 'yazfuz yufz'
A beast with a huge gaping maw is outlined by a faint glow.

<852hp 137ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Vege utters the words, 'eawiahuai'

<853hp 137ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Ezekiel utters the words, 'noselacri'
A beast with a huge gaping maw seems to be blinded!
|
assist Vege

<855hp 139ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
But they are not fighting anyone.

<856hp 140ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Vege utters the words, 'eawiahuai'
A beast with a huge gaping maw growls at Vege and attacks!
assist Vege
A beast with a huge gaping maw looks shocked as he cuts himself on Vege's petrified armor!
Vege skillfully parries the attack of a beast with a huge gaping maw.
A beast with a huge gaping maw screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<856hp 140ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Vege reports 1439/1392 hp. Change: +109. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<857hp 140ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through Woody's neck!
Woody is dead! R.I.P.

<857hp 140ma 364mv> 444284465 923330 99 -5.7 +1 raining
+6795 169 +0
A beast with a huge gaping maw hates your guts!
You slash a beast with a huge gaping maw very hard.
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses you with his pound.
Vege skillfully parries the attack of a beast with a huge gaping maw.
Vege manages to tumble completely away from the attack!
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Vege with his pound.
You slash a beast with a huge gaping maw extremely hard.
Vege delivers a massive blow to one of a beast with a huge gaping maw's vital organs.
Vege brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Vege delivers a massive blow to one of a beast with a huge gaping maw's vital organs.
Vege brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.

<859hp 141ma 364mv> 444285332 923330 97 -5.7 +1 raining
+867 21 +0
Ezekiel -- 'rofl'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:06 pm

Group 'The Most Magnificent Rangers' is led by Ezekiel and consists of:
(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 1142hp 377ma 419mv] tourm/tomb jade
(Front) Xxx [Th:6.39 997hp 592ma 430mv] Rhodochrosite | Jet
(Front) Suna [Dr:9.40 1060hp 1124ma 365mv] sruby/malachite
(Front) Belrath [Mo:7.36 1221hp 434ma 349mv] Avent | PS sapphire
(Front) Zuzu [Cl:8.35 1053hp 921ma 353mv] TigerEye|BGEmerald
(Front) Sochi [Ba:8.39 1031hp 695ma 364mv] GYT

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.39 942hp 558ma 229mv] sapphire/Ruby
Tysmiha [Ma:1.27 347hp 435ma 109mv] rc quartz/rose quartz
Clain [Cl:0.31 409hp 174ma 123mv] ---
Woody [Cl:2.33 699hp 318ma 150mv] Chrysop/Eye Agate | w.strands

cast 'supp' eudaemon
sac corpse
Woody carves up the the corpse of a massive squid.
Parry mode is now on.

<1328hp 386ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Woody sips from a water barrel.
You yell 'LET'S ROCK!'

<1328hp 386ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
The 'grace' spell on you is about to wear off.
Zuzu joins in the war-cry!
Your last warcry hasn't even stopped echoing yet!

<1330hp 387ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Woody joins in the war-cry!
Suna joins in the war-cry!
Ezekiel joins in the war-cry!
Tysmiha joins in the war-cry!
Belrath joins in the war-cry!
Sochi joins in the war-cry!
You don't have any summoned followers by that name.

<1330hp 387ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
@@
Ok.
You feel the attention of Tysmiha upon you!

<1330hp 367ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
You sacrifice the corpse to Tysmiha.

<1331hp 368ma 404mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Saving Taron.
Saving items.
worship tysmiha
<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
You fall to your knees, commencing ritualistic worshipping before her.

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
But nobody is fighting him?

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Nobody here by that name.

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Tysmiha answers your request!
Inle the eudaemon appears in a flash of rainbow light!
Inle the eudaemon starts following you.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Josiah » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:51 pm

Today in DoT: (I won't post the log because it's too spammy)

Gorka rescued a young nightrunner I was trying to murder, so naturally I started punching him in the face.

Others in the group assisted him, and Slice started firewinding me.

Good times were had by all.

Maybe the mud needs more pvp zones!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:11 am

I'm glad everyone sided with me! :lol:

I think I tracked down the problem to an open ended "circles around" trigger meant to rescue grippers, but in this case it was people getting stabbed. Should be fixed.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:47 am

Ezekiel utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'
Altotus isn't taking any more: he attacks Ezekiel!

<352hp 189ma 372mv> 5880322858 1778389 67 -8.3 -4 indoors
Celaena buries her weapon to the hilt!

<354hp 190ma 372mv> 5880322858 1778389 66 -8.3 -4 indoors
Cyprimus flails his weapon about the room!

<358hp 192ma 372mv> 5880322858 1778389 65 -8.3 -4 indoors
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
Altotus's bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Ezekiel is dead! R.I.P.
You are viciously massacred by Altotus's pound.
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
Altotus's bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!
Altotus utters the words, 'candusounsozfahuai'

<258hp 192ma 372mv> 5880326386 1778389 61 -8.3 -4 indoors
+3528 88 +0
Josiah gossips-- 'Death informs you: Ezekiel was killed by someone'

<260hp 193ma 372mv> 5880326386 1778389 61 -8.3 -4 indoors
You play another verse of 'gods of war'.

<262hp 186ma 372mv> 5880326386 1778389 61 -8.3 -4 indoors
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
You are brutally massacred by Altotus's pound.
You are brutally massacred by Altotus's pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You stop playing.
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
Altotus's bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!
Altotus utters the words, 'yrawz ghfutz'
You resist a bit of the damage...
Altotus gestures, and you are blasted with fire!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<141hp 189ma 372mv> 5880327753 1778389 57 -8.3 -4 indoors
+1367 34 +0
Cyprimus -- 'damn.'

<143hp 190ma 372mv> 5880327753 1778389 57 -8.3 -4 indoors
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
Altotus's bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!
You are viciously massacred by Altotus's pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are brutally massacred by Altotus's pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Altotus misses you with his pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You have been KILLED!!

<-35hp 193ma 372mv> 5880327977 1778389 - -4.3 -4 indoors

Cyprimus -- 'no idea. was blasting.. boom.. they all dropped'

You grouptell: 'you were flailing, and you dont have rescue trigs on dispel that use second wind'

You grouptell: 'for me, you werent even flailing, you just watched'

Cyprimus -- 'you died in one round'
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Blackbeard

Postby Teron » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:10 am

Sochi -- 'he's authealing to full'

<951hp 174ma 358mv> 255452817130 4505546 - -14.0 -4 overcast
Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas viciously massacres Dingo with his hit.
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas hates your guts!
You can taste the impending victory!
You skillfully parry the attack of Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas.
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas viciously massacres Dingo with his hit.
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas viciously massacres Dingo with his hit.
Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.
Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.
Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with your pierce.
Sochi cuts a limb off of Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas!!!!
gt Aegis down
gt Aegis down
You report 1094/1401 hp. Change: +156. Need: 307. Spells: greater fluidity, wraithform.
Impossible! You can't concentrate enough!

<1094hp 175ma 359mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
You grouptell: 'Aegis down'

<1096hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
rescue ding
rescue ding
rescue ding
Banzai! To the rescue...

<1098hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
But nobody is fighting him?

<1098hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
But nobody is fighting him?

<1098hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
quaf darkness
Sochi -- 'can't be killed'

<1101hp 177ma 361mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
You get a potion of pure darkness from a kangaroo pouch.
You fumble with the cork, but manage to quaff a potion of pure darkness which dissolves.
gt Aegis is up
Taron shivers and suffers from his evilness!
A dark haze precipitates around your body.

<1073hp 178ma 362mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
You skillfully parry the attack of Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas.
You are viciously massacred by Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas's hit.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You report 980/1401 hp. Change: -114. Need: 421. Spells: greater fluidity, wraithform, aegis.

+5632 140 +0
+5632 140 +0
Guinex utters the words, 'aque bragh'

<982hp 179ma 362mv> 255452830228 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas snarls and salivates agitatedly but stays where he is.

<966hp 180ma 363mv> 255452830228 4505546 - -14.0 -4 overcast
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:48 am

*Immortals of SlothMUD*
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[ *Creator* ] Splork .
[ *Greater God* ] Neptune [JAFO] Vote! Vote!

[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players
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[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Gorka ::RuMoRs::
[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Taron trade your Rhodo/Jet bit.ly/2lzmAPk
[ *Hierarch* Cl:9.40 ] (Reborn) Zuzu ::LeMuRs::
[ *Hierarch* Cl:9.40 ] Norks ~Dragonsworn~
[ *Mystic* Mo:8.30 ] Belrath [Legends]
[ *Pilgrim* Mo:5.39 ] Driven to serve.
[ 39c 34d 26m 24w|11n 10b 8t 8o ] Tau ::TuMoRs::
[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta Salton Malt Reactor
[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace ::FeMuRs::
There are 11 visible players.
Highest total since last bootup: 14.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Sun Dec 03, 2017 12:21 pm

My mum would like you to buy my self titled Christmas album...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MLrWgXAOyo

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visiting the temple of Mnemosyne

Postby Teron » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:52 am

Behind the Bookcase
Exits: North [West]
Ezekiel ~Dragonsworn~ is standing here. (Faint Blue Aura)
Ezekiel glows with a bright light!
Ezekiel has a strong red aura.
Dingo Dead Dog Walking is standing here. (Brilliant Blue Aura)
Dingo glows with a bright light!
Dingo has a steady blue aura.
Zaq arrives from the north.
Fandral arrives from the north.
Padme arrives from the north.

<983hp 411ma 372mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
play 'dance of the seven luck gods'
Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!
OUCH!! You're stabbed in the leg!!
Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!
OUCH!! You're stabbed in the leg!!
You begin to play 'dance of the seven luck gods'.
You hear a series of clicks from within the wall.
The sounds of a merry flute suddenly fills the hallway.
Creaking loudly, the door slowly swings open.

<740hp 328ma 374mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Dingo reports 1050/1162 hp. Change: -112. Need: 112. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<740hp 328ma 374mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Splat utters the words, 'azoug'
Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!
OUCH!! You're stabbed in the leg!!

<623hp 329ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
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|
Dingo reports 1000/1162 hp. Change: -50. Need: 162. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.
Crumbs utters the words, 'pzar'
Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!
OUCH!! You're stabbed in the leg!!

<503hp 329ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Dingo reports 940/1162 hp. Change: -60. Need: 222. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<503hp 329ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Fandral utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!
OUCH!! You're stabbed in the leg!!

<389hp 330ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Dingo reports 879/1162 hp. Change: -61. Need: 283. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<389hp 330ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
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Norks utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!
OUCH!! You're stabbed in the leg!!

<290hp 331ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Dingo reports 830/1162 hp. Change: -49. Need: 332. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<290hp 331ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
The song ends and you are less inspired by the deeds of the war gods.
As the song ends, a calm feeling overtakes your party.

<291hp 332ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
say stop casting
Padme utters the words, 'paghz'

<291hp 332ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
You say 'stop casting'

<292hp 333ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Splat utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!
OUCH!! You're stabbed in the leg!!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<180hp 333ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Dingo reports 780/1162 hp. Change: -50. Need: 382. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<180hp 333ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Zaq utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!
OUCH!! You're stabbed in the leg!!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<27hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Dingo reports 722/1162 hp. Change: -58. Need: 440. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<27hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -6.2 -4 indoors
Zaq utters the words, 'ghaiz gtui'
Sharp spikes erupt from the floor!!
OUCH!! You're stabbed in the leg!!
You have been KILLED!!

<-105hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -2.2 -4 indoors
cast 'restorat' Songster
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-105hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -2.2 -4 indoors
group
Group 'Ezekiel's Champion Council' is led by Ezekiel and consists of:
(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:9.40 60hp 622ma 331mv] tjade/sruby/sess
(Dead) Padme [Cl:4.29 -28hp 260ma 303mv] gw diamond / pink diamond
(Dead) Fandral [Dr:6.39 -11hp 562ma 365mv] Tourm/RQuartz/lost cross ring
(Dead) Splat [Mo:6.37 -128hp 296ma 371mv] malachite/ruby gildervine
(Absent) Nom [Dr:4.30 776hp 716ma 164mv] avent/jacinth
(Dead) Zaq [Th:5.20 -21hp 182ma 242mv] bonyx / white opal / Cthulga+
(Dead) Norks [Cl:9.40 -42hp 422ma 329mv] cthulhusb pearl emerald
(Dead) Mage [Ma:8.39 -58hp 674ma 358mv] Jasper.Zhent
(Dead) Crumbs [Cl:7.38 -11hp 971ma 394mv] Gy Topaz/T.Eye/ E.Flame
(Absent) Dingo [Mo:9.40 339hp 447ma 441mv] Chrysop | Obsidian elite-sword
(Dead) Songster [Ba:6.28 -105hp 334ma 375mv] jet/avent calliope

<-105hp 334ma 375mv> 11599684617 408978 - -2.2 -4 indoors
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Feb 16, 2018 7:10 pm

You viciously massacre a sahaguin gate guard with your slash.
A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.
You report 988/1256 hp. Change: -355. Need: 268. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<988hp 577ma 329mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors
+4059 101 +0
What should the spell be cast upon?

<990hp 578ma 330mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors
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What should the spell be cast upon?

<990hp 578ma 330mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors

<990hp 578ma 330mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors
kick guard

<992hp 579ma 331mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors
A sahaguin patrol swims into the room from the south.
A sahaguin patrol swims into the room from the south.

<992hp 579ma 331mv> 121410690042 1407278 - -7.5 -4 indoors
A sahaguin patrol hates your guts!
Your boots need polishing again - blood all over.

<993hp 580ma 332mv> 121410691442 1407278 97 -7.5 -4 indoors
+1400 35 +0
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's hit.
A sahaguin patrol looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's slash.
A sahaguin patrol looks shocked as she cuts herself on your petrified armor!
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's claw.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's hit.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's claw.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's slash.
You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.
You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.
You deal a critical blow to one of a sahaguin patrol's vital organs.
You viciously massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.
You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.
You report 638/1256 hp. Change: -350. Need: 618. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<638hp 580ma 333mv> 121410713253 1407278 45 -7.5 -4 indoors
+21811 545 +0
kick gate
cast 'firewind'
You miss your kick at a sahaguin gate guard's groin, much to his relief.
A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<646hp 583ma 336mv> 121410713253 1407278 45 -7.5 -4 indoors
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You skillfully parry the attack of a sahaguin patrol.
Your riposte viciously massacres a sahaguin patrol.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's slash.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's claw.
A sahaguin patrol misses you with her hit.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's claw.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin patrol's slash.
You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.
You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.
You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.
You brutally massacre a sahaguin patrol with your slash.
You report 398/1256 hp. Change: -240. Need: 858. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<398hp 585ma 338mv> 121410730246 1407278 6 -7.5 -4 indoors
+16993 424 +0
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
You weave the threads of magic masterfully!
Winds of Flame pour from your hands, killing a sahaguin patrol instantly.
A sahaguin patrol is dead! R.I.P.
You gain 900133 bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 2547547.
warcry LET'S ROCK!
Your blood freezes as you hear a sahaguin patrol's death cry.
A sahaguin patrol stops following an elite sahaguin patrol.
You get a sahaguin nose ring from the corpse of a sahaguin patrol that's on the ground.
You get gold coins from the corpse of a sahaguin patrol that's on the ground.
There were 4809 coins.
4809 g/sec

<398hp 560ma 323mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors
+3461552 86538 +4809
The song ends and you are less inspired by the deeds of the war gods.

<399hp 561ma 324mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors
kick gate

<403hp 562ma 326mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors
A sahaguin patrol swims off to the east.
You yell 'LET'S ROCK!'

<403hp 562ma 326mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors
You can taste the impending victory!
Your beautiful full-circle-kick misses a sahaguin gate guard by a mile.
A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<403hp 562ma 326mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors
kick gate
You can taste the impending victory!
You miss your kick at a sahaguin gate guard's groin, much to his relief.
A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<412hp 568ma 332mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors
kick gate
kick gate
You can taste the impending victory!
Your beautiful full-circle-kick misses a sahaguin gate guard by a mile.
A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<419hp 571ma 336mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors
kick gate
You can taste the impending victory!
Your beautiful full-circle-kick misses a sahaguin gate guard by a mile.
A sahaguin gate guard is stunned, but will probably regain consciousness again.

<427hp 575ma 341mv> 121414191798 1412087 - -7.5 -4 indoors
kick gate
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kill gate
You can taste the impending victory!
You brutally massacre a sahaguin gate guard with your slash.
You report 573/1256 hp. Change: +175. Need: 683. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<573hp 579ma 346mv> 121414193782 1412087 2 -7.5 -4 indoors
+1984 49 +0
The 'improved haste' spell on you is about to wear off.

<575hp 580ma 347mv> 121414193782 1412087 2 -7.5 -4 indoors
cast 'firewind'
You skillfully parry the attack of a sahaguin gate guard.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin gate guard's claw.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin gate guard's slash.
You are viciously massacred by a sahaguin gate guard's hit.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin gate guard's claw.
You are brutally massacred by a sahaguin gate guard's slash.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You brutally massacre a sahaguin gate guard with your slash.
A sahaguin gate guard is dead! R.I.P.
You gain 1499424 bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 4243653.
warcry LET'S ROCK!
Your blood freezes as you hear a sahaguin gate guard's death cry.
You get gold coins from the corpse of a sahaguin gate guard that's on the ground.
There were 17194 coins.
17194/0 g/sec
You report 231/1256 hp. Change: -342. Need: 1025. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<231hp 583ma 351mv> 121419937913 1429281 - -7.5 -3 indoors
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Feb 16, 2018 8:47 pm

You are carrying:
a bag of weapons
The Spear of Pestilence ()socketed Black Onyx Rune()
a sable cloak..It has a soft glowing aura!
a golden sack
a shifting cloak..It glows violet!
guide on transcendental quickness..It emits a faint humming sound!
a milky crystal shard [2]
a ruby-inlaid crown..It has a soft glowing aura!
frosty white shoulder guards..It glows violet!
a shimmering spellbook [3]..It emits a faint humming sound!
a set of copper dragonscale greaves..It glows violet!..It has a soft glowing aura!
a flask of lavender-scented body oil
a mithril keychain..It glows violet!
a white-silken bag
a kangaroo pouch..It emits a faint humming sound!
the Blessed Bag of Persephone..It has a soft glowing aura!
flux of dreams that die..It glows violet!
magical dwarvish scroll bag..It has a soft glowing aura!
a bottle of dwarven moonshine
You report 1393/1401 hp. Change: +68. Need: 8. Spells: aegis.

<1393hp 107ma 321mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining
sta
You stop resting, and stand up.

<1399hp 108ma 321mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining
time
It is 2 o'clock pm, on the Day of Freedom
The 32nd day of the Month of Heat, year 1013.
The fertility goddess smiles upon the world!
The manipulation of raw magic is very strong.
Mother Nature's presence can be felt everywhere today!
The greatest struggles offer even greater lessons.
Up and Up, Chop and Chop, Kill or be Killed.

<1401hp 111ma 324mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining
Log is on: chop-nocap.TXT
cast 'relocat' goodwife
Ok.
You are momentarily disoriented as your body reforms in another location.
Beyond the Curtain
Exits: [North] West
(Brilliant Blue Aura) Goodwife Moran is in charge of the living quarters for the soldiers.

<1401hp 53ma 333mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 indoors
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Human Quarters
Exits: [North] East West
(Faint Blue Aura) An off-duty soldier is trying to grab some z's.

<1401hp 56ma 335mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 indoors
Bunks
Exits: North East
(Faint Blue Aura) An off-duty soldier is trying to grab some z's.

<1401hp 56ma 334mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 indoors
Street of Peaceful Light
Exits: East South West Up

<1401hp 56ma 333mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A bag of weapons vanishes out of existence.
The Wide Gate
Exits: North East [South] West
A rusty old shovel has been left abandoned, covered in mud and grime.
Driven [>)))*>] is standing here. (Faint Blue Aura)
Driven glows with a very faint light!
Driven has a steady red aura.
A frost giantess is guarding the gate.
A frost giant is guarding the gate.

<1401hp 56ma 331mv> 121570824466 2832292 - -14.1 +3 raining
You sit down and rest your tired bones
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Feb 16, 2018 10:24 pm

After Teker reimbursed 10 scims, this happened in a bit:

Splat cuts off the head of Vouhx-t!!!!
Vouhx-t is dead! R.I.P.
parry on
You receive 34523420 experience points as your share.
warcry LET'S ROCK!
You gain 5523747 experience and 8000 gold for leadership!
You gain 12198275 bonus experience!
You gain 363 honor for leadership!
You have gained four thousand honor.
Belrath receives 34901084 experience points.
Splat receives 26084674 experience points.
Roga receives 12424713 experience points.
Padme receives 18987040 experience points.
Total exp for kill is 126920931.
warcry LET'S ROCK!

Your blood freezes as you hear Vouhx-t's death cry.
coins : You are too laden down with equipment to pick anything else up.
Splat gets gold coins from the corpse of Vouhx-t that's on the ground.
Splat splits 148500 coins. Your share is 29700 coins.
Splat gets a potion of speed from the corpse of Vouhx-t that's on the ground.
Your target is no longer with us.

<1225hp 88ma 360mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
+52248034 1306200 +37700
Belrath utters the words, 'jioculoae zugaoz'
Belrath's skin becomes beautifully pale as he takes on an elegant undead visage.

<1227hp 89ma 361mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
group
Parry mode is now on.

<1229hp 90ma 362mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
You yell 'LET'S ROCK!'

<1229hp 90ma 362mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
Your last warcry hasn't even stopped echoing yet!

<1229hp 90ma 362mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
Splat joins in the war-cry!
Padme joins in the war-cry!
Roga joins in the war-cry!
Group 'exp, open' is led by Taron and consists of:
(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 1230hp 91ma 363mv] rhodo/malachite
(Front) Roga [Wa:4.20 1146hp 342ma 271mv] csaph/pstrsaph
(Front) Splat [Mo:6.38 969hp 518ma 181mv] sruby/ruby
(Front) Belrath [Mo:8.37 1246hp 558ma 467mv] GYT | SB Pearl

Padme [Cl:4.29 863hp 498ma 156mv] gw diamond/emerald

<1230hp 91ma 363mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
Belrath joins in the war-cry!

<1232hp 92ma 364mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
The 'improved haste' spell on you is about to wear off.

<1237hp 95ma 366mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
gt ah i'm on point
You grouptell: 'ah i'm on point'

<1241hp 97ma 368mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
Belrath -- 'there should be point, and leader'

<1246hp 99ma 371mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
Splat chuckles politely.
You report 1251/1466 hp. Change: +50. Need: 215. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1251hp 102ma 373mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
gt yes should be
You grouptell: 'yes should be'

<1256hp 105ma 376mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
n
group
In the Longhouse
Exits: North South West
There is a pitcher on the ground.
A pint of goat's milk lies curdling in the elements. [3]
A hot, steaming pie sits here.
A wedge of cheese is sitting on the ground. [2]
A bright red apple lies here.
Some sweetmeats are sitting on the ground. [2]
A plump date lies here.
(Faint Red Aura) An alert ogre scans the area intently.
(Faint Red Aura) An alert ogre scans the area intently.
(Faint Red Aura) An alert ogre scans the area intently.
Belrath arrives from the south.
Padme arrives from the south.

<1258hp 106ma 376mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
Group 'exp, open' is led by Taron and consists of:
(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 1260hp 107ma 377mv] rhodo/malachite
(Front) Roga [Wa:4.20 1150hp 351ma 283mv] csaph/pstrsaph
(Front) Splat [Mo:6.38 1000hp 533ma 196mv] sruby/ruby
(Front) Belrath [Mo:8.37 1246hp 566ma 467mv] GYT | SB Pearl

Padme [Cl:4.29 863hp 515ma 168mv] gw diamond/emerald

<1260hp 107ma 377mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
tiamat repops in 15
There are 0 ticks of 5 left on Taron's aegis!
Aegis falls on tick!
Saving Taron.
Saving items.

<1266hp 111ma 380mv> 122741333362 1601273 - -16.1 +10 indoors
recite recall
e
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n
You get a dwarvish recall scroll from magical dwarvish scroll bag.
You recite a dwarvish recall scroll which dissolves.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
Settlestone's Well
This is an extremely energetic section of the dwarven city of
Settlestone. Two bustling streets intersect at the site of a ten foot tall
statue of the famed Krodar Thunderhammer. All four sets of city gates can
be seen from this vantage and hundreds of people walk about nearby. There
is also a large black stone well in the center of the square.
Exits: North East South West Up Down
A partially dissolved spellbook with strange runes lies on the ground...It emits a faint humming sound!
A spellbook with strange runes is spinning on the ground...It emits a faint humming sound!
A statue of Krodar Thunderhammer stands tall atop a pedestal.
The large central well of Settlestone is here...It glows violet!
fill decanter
Ragnar Stoneforge, the world-famous dwarven bounty hunter, strokes his beard.
Brandishing a long pike, a member of the dwarven militia stands ready.
A dwarven animal control officer patrols the area.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Driven » Tue Mar 06, 2018 5:14 pm

Wait... this actually happened? What the?

[1101hp/142ma/384mv, +142hr/+46mr, -1.6, 63%]
You slash Alocer Loki very hard.
You are viciously massacred by Alocer Loki's hit.
You are viciously massacred by Alocer Loki's slice.
You are viciously massacred by Alocer Loki's pound.
You are viciously massacred by Alocer Loki's crush.
You slash Alocer Loki very hard.
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'xzb'
You are covered in sticky webs!
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'aque bragh'
You are bathed in a painful stream of burning green acid!
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'aque bragh'
You are bathed in a painful stream of burning green acid!
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'aque bragh'
You are bathed in a painful stream of burning green acid!
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'aque bragh'
You are bathed in a painful stream of burning green acid!
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
AHHH! Alocer Loki gestures and a piece of your body disappears.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Alocer Loki utters the words, 'euguihzofahz'
Alocer Loki makes a magical gesture and you feel your body falling apart...
You have been KILLED!!
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

[-33hp/142ma/384mv, +0hr/+0mr, 1.7, -%]
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Driven » Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:52 pm

I'm continuing to cycle this guy for a forge and I have confirmed that hermetic resonance simply does not work on him. I have had hermetic resonance up for disintegrate when he decides to go crazy on me like this and all of the spells hit me instead of firing back at him.
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