recent crushes

[Assirian]

today crush two times when i tried to deathblow mobs
[code:35ufraly]
<750hp 316ma 225mv>
You massacre a wight to small fragments with your pound.
A wight massacres you to small fragments with his pound.
A wight misses you with his claw.
A wight massacres you to small fragments with his crush.
A wight hits you extremely hard.
You pound a wight extremely hard.

<683hp 318ma 225mv>
look wi
Hailing from realms that lie far beyond mortal life, this wight has been
summoned by some powerful centaur cleric to serve as a guardian. In life the
wight was a male centaur, who served his community as a master brewer. In
death he retains a conviction to the brew which makes him a rather dedicated
and worthy guardian.
A wight is in awful condition.

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.

<683hp 318ma 225mv>
rem mace
wield sword
deathblow
Connected to host slothmud.org
[/code:35ufraly]

[Tap]

He admitted to deliberately crashing the MUD.
Wipe him please

[Weasel]

He said crUsh, not crAsh.

[Autolycos]

Didn't Toxis have a crush on (insert anything) ?

[Leaf]

[quote="Autolycos":xc8sgsjw]Didn't Toxis have a crush on (insert anything) ? [/quote:xc8sgsjw]

Dog?
Cat?
Goat?
Horse?
Watermelon?
A hole in the wall?

[Medios]

Will don't make me get Aaron on here to bring up the dildo story again.
I would threaten to post Jason's pic but I think it has already been done.

[Autolycos]

laugh

[Blastem]

ummmm does this mean this?

[img:30l23402]http://dow.slothmud.org/images/Droopys%20new%20woman.jpg[/img:30l23402]