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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:26 pm

Now that notemp rooms are fixed..

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A bag of weapons vanishes out of existence.
Entrance to The Arena Complex
Exits: North South Up
Major Payne beckons you to compete against each other.
Major Payne glows with a bright light!


It is 8 o'clock am, on the Day of the Moon
The 14th day of the Month of Futility, year 1016.
The fertility goddess smiles upon the world!
The manipulation of raw magic is very strong.
Mother Nature's presence can be felt everywhere today!
You feel your affinity to magic strengthen.
The wisdom of a long forgotten god shines on your deeds for the day.
The potential for plunder has reached an epiphany.
Up and Up, Chop and Chop, Kill or be Killed.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:57 pm

Suna begins to sing 'brothers in valor'.
You are greatly inspired by Suna's song!

<1283hp 683ma 306mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
A datura warrior shouts 'Intruders! Kill them!'

<1288hp 685ma 308mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
Arya raises her hands to the sky and slowly turns into a small brown ferret (Arya)!

<1288hp 685ma 308mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
A datura warrior viciously massacres Arya with his slash.
|;rescue Arya;@@
Arya is dead! R.I.P.
You report 1297/1476 hp. Change: +20. Need: 179. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1297hp 689ma 313mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
But nobody is fighting her?

<1299hp 690ma 299mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>

<1299hp 690ma 299mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
Suna -- 'opps'

<1306hp 693ma 303mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
snicker
You snicker softly.
Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Driven » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:39 am

Moonlit Shadows
An eerie golden glow shimmers unsteadily within the few shadow clouds
around here. The clouds slowly rotate at a steady pace, and the intensity
shifts respectively. The glow also casts the vicinity into a mass of
ghostly light, creating weird sensations. Although this may be a trick of
the ether, an odd mocking cackle is heard coming from one of the clouds,
punctured by the cries of the tortured.
Exits: South Up
Pierced by three spears of energy, Moonshadow howls in unholy excitement.
Moonshadow is covered in sticky webs!
Your target is now Moonshadow.

[947hp/57ma/411mv, +93hr/+47mr, -1.3, -%]
Ok.
The affects of your spell have been doubled!
You feel a sudden rush of excitement!
A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.
A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.
A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.
A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.

Feels good, man!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:31 am

<666hp 26ma 129mv> 7585635939 696205 62 -14.1 +10 indoors
+16469 411 +0
Woof, you feel so tired!
cast 'improved haste'

<669hp 27ma 29mv> 7585635939 696205 62 -14.1 +10 indoors
l arch
Smallpotato buries his weapon to the hilt!

<669hp 27ma 29mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors
Impossible! You can't concentrate enough!

<672hp 28ma 30mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors
A tall dark figure stands before you. Long black robes drape from the top
of his head all the way down to his ankle. It is hard to see whats under
that enormous robe. The presence of the man is making you very uncomfortable.
The Archfiend has quite a few wounds.

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.

<672hp 28ma 30mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors
group
Group 'The Grim Crowd' is led by Taron and consists of:
(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 677hp 30ma 31mv] rhodo/jet igor
(Front) Smallpotato [Th:4.38 983hp 388ma 303mv] chrysop/amethyst
(Front) Arya [Wa:6.35 1209hp 262ma 375mv] Jacinth|Obsidian
(Front) Zaq [Th:6.23 997hp 326ma 423mv] whiteopal/teye
(Front) Dingo [Mo:9.40 992hp 259ma 430mv] Tourm | TJade

Ezekiel [Ma:9.40 1031hp 14ma 316mv] s.ruby/ruby
Nom [Dr:5.39 758hp 171ma 234mv] malachine/rquartz choker bf
(Absent) Crumbs [Cl:8.27 936hp 1086ma 394mv] ---

<677hp 30ma 31mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors
You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.
Your riposte viciously massacres the Archfiend.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
Smallpotato thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.
Smallpotato thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
A whip of demon's flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!
The Archfiend appears unaffected.
You report 414/1401 hp. Change: -252. Need: 987. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<414hp 30ma 31mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors
+11980 299 +0
Ezekiel flails his weapon about the room!

<416hp 31ma 32mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors
gt all in
You grouptell: 'all in'

<416hp 31ma 32mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors
The song ends and you are less inspired by the deeds of the war gods.

<418hp 32ma 33mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors
flail
Smallpotato thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.
Smallpotato buries his weapon to the hilt!

<418hp 32ma 33mv> 7585647919 696205 54 -14.1 +10 indoors
You flail your weapon around you in a flurry of motion in the Archfiend's direction!
You catch the Archfiend in a flurry of blows.

<421hp 33ma 34mv> 7585653347 696205 53 -14.1 +10 indoors
+5428 135 +0
You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.
Your riposte viciously massacres the Archfiend.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
The Archfiend breathes, filling the room with a torrent of flames!
You are roasted in the inferno!
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You resist almost all of the damage...
The Archfiend breathes a stream of fire at you! You are engulfed in flames!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Ezekiel resists almost all of the damage.
Smallpotato appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
Arya's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Arya resists a great deal of the damage.
Nom's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Nom appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
Zaq's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Zaq resists a great deal of the damage.
Dingo's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Dingo appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
You report 253/1401 hp. Change: -161. Need: 1148. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<253hp 47ma 36mv> 7585660615 696205 47 -14.1 +10 indoors
+7268 181 +0
Ezekiel flails his weapon about the room!

<253hp 47ma 36mv> 7585660615 696205 47 -14.1 +10 indoors
quaf mutap
quaf mutap
You get a vaporous white potion from a kangaroo pouch.
You quaff a vaporous white potion which dissolves.
You feel better!
You feel better!
You feel better!
You report 371/1401 hp. Change: +118. Need: 1030. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<371hp 50ma 38mv> 7585665015 696205 47 -14.1 +10 indoors
+4400 110 +0
You get a vaporous white potion from a kangaroo pouch.
You quaff a vaporous white potion which dissolves.
You feel better!
You feel better!
You feel better!
Dingo sends a quick strike of his fist into the Archfiend's side.
You report 473/1401 hp. Change: +102. Need: 928. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<473hp 50ma 38mv> 7585669095 696205 45 -14.1 +10 indoors
+4080 102 +0
Zaq buries his weapon to the hilt!

<476hp 51ma 39mv> 7585669095 696205 43 -14.1 +10 indoors
A whip of demon's flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!
The Archfiend appears unaffected.
You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.
Your riposte viciously massacres the Archfiend.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
The Archfiend's hit bounces off your heavy armor.
The Archfiend looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You deal a massive blow to one of the Archfiend's vital organs.
You viciously massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
The Archfiend breathes, filling the room with a torrent of flames!
You are roasted in the inferno!
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You resist almost all of the damage...
The Archfiend breathes a stream of fire at you! You are engulfed in flames!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Ezekiel resists almost all of the damage.
Smallpotato appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
Arya's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Arya resists a great deal of the damage.
Nom's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Nom appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
Zaq's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Zaq resists a great deal of the damage.
Dingo's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Dingo appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
You report 212/1401 hp. Change: -261. Need: 1189. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<212hp 63ma 39mv> 7585691296 696205 37 -14.1 +10 indoors
+22201 555 +0
The binding of the spectres wears off, and the shield they formed dissipates.

<216hp 65ma 41mv> 7585691296 696205 37 -14.1 +10 indoors
quaf mutap
You do not have that item.

<216hp 65ma 41mv> 7585691296 696205 37 -14.1 +10 indoors
Smallpotato thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.

<219hp 66ma 42mv> 7585691296 696205 36 -14.1 +10 indoors
cast 'spectral shield'
Arya utters the words, 'restoration'
Arya briefly glows with a blinding light!

<219hp 66ma 42mv> 7585691296 696205 36 -14.1 +10 indoors
Ezekiel utters the words, 'yfaghbarh'

<219hp 66ma 42mv> 7585691296 696205 33 -14.1 +10 indoors
Ok.
You bind some nearby spectres into an undulating shield around you.

<221hp 30ma 43mv> 7585691296 696205 33 -14.1 +9 indoors
Dingo sends a quick strike of his fist into the Archfiend's side.

<221hp 30ma 43mv> 7585691296 696205 31 -14.1 +9 indoors
|
|
defy
@@
A whip of demon's flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!
The Archfiend appears unaffected.
You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The Archfiend's hit bounces off your heavy armor.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You have been KILLED!!

<-40hp 30ma 43mv> 7585691296 696205 - -8.6 +9 indoors
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Driven » Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:36 pm

Not your ordinary chop round...

[1382hp/496ma/288mv, +156hr/+35mr, -10.1, 95%]
You cleave a beast with a huge gaping maw extremely hard.
A beast with a huge gaping maw looks shocked as he cuts himself on Gorka's petrified armor!
Gorka skillfully parries the attack of a beast with a huge gaping maw.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Gorka with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Gorka with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Gorka with his pound.
Splat swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!
That Really did HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You cut off a beast with a huge gaping maw's limb!
You viciously massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw with your cleave.
An eerie aura emanates from your weapon, as a beast with a huge gaping maw closes its eyes
momentarily!!!!!
You cleave a beast with a huge gaping maw extremely hard.
You cut off a beast with a huge gaping maw's limb!
You viciously massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw with your cleave.
Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.
Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.
Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.
Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.

[10hp/498ma/290mv, +156hr/+35mr, -10.1, 63%]
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Tue Apr 24, 2018 11:01 am

You feel a chill run down your spine.
Gorka (gossip): whaaat
Taron (tell): id like to play with zombies again. thx
Gorka (tell): sicko

Ezekiel gossips-- 'i like how you can masterful on undead control/charm and not get the peet'
You gossip-- 'when you try your best but you don't succeedddd...'
You gossip-- 'when you get what you want but not what you neeeeddddd.'
You gossip-- 'stuck in slothmuuuudddddd.....'
Ezekiel gossips-- 'i didn't know brad had gorka's password...'
Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Fri May 04, 2018 8:21 am

Don't know why I waited to kill him... :lol:

The Grandmaster's Den
This chamber is about the size of a normal human dwelling and contains a
large oak desk with a plush comfortable-looking padded chair. The ceiling
has been stained by an assortment of wild berries to help darken up the
candle-lit room. The wooden floor is covered with rare animal skins and
gives the room the look of luxury.
Exits: South
(Brilliant Red Aura) The grandmaster thug stands over his desk.

<356hp 230ma 257mv 18041138xp -5.2ac -%>
Ok.
The affects of your spell have been doubled!
The grandmaster thug hates your guts!
You throw a fireball at the grandmaster thug and have the satisfaction of seeing him enveloped in flames.
You throw a fireball at the grandmaster thug and have the satisfaction of seeing him enveloped in flames.

<357hp 216ma 257mv 18053684xp -5.2ac 55%>
You massacre the grandmaster thug to small fragments with your cleave.
The grandmaster thug massacres you to small fragments with his crush.
The grandmaster thug massacres you to small fragments with his crush.
The grandmaster thug misses you with his crush.
You brutally massacre the grandmaster thug with your cleave.
You miss the grandmaster thug with your cleave.

<306hp 217ma 259mv 18054896xp -5.2ac 44%>
Ok.
Magical energy sizzles through your body, increasing your spell's effect!
You throw a fireball at the grandmaster thug and have the satisfaction of seeing him enveloped in flames.

<309hp 203ma 261mv 18061628xp -5.2ac 22%>
You brutally massacre the grandmaster thug with your cleave.
The grandmaster thug misses you with his crush.
The grandmaster thug massacres you to small fragments with his crush.
The grandmaster thug massacres you to small fragments with his crush.
You massacre the grandmaster thug to small fragments with your cleave.
You brutally massacre the grandmaster thug with your cleave.
Ok.
A magical void drains the power of your spell dramatically!
Your fireball hits the grandmaster thug with full force, causing an immediate death.
The grandmaster thug is dead! R.I.P.
You gain 391443 extra bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 391443.
Your blood freezes as you hear the grandmaster thug's death cry.
You get a black key....it has a dark aura! from the corpse of the grandmaster thug that's on the ground.
You get gold coins from the corpse of the grandmaster thug that's on the ground.
There were 20000 coins.
You get a pale violet potion from the corpse of the grandmaster thug that's on the ground.
You get a roiling blue potion from the corpse of the grandmaster thug that's on the ground.
Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:21 pm

Roedrig, Troll Champion hates your guts!
You can taste the impending victory!
Roedrig, Troll Champion makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.
Roedrig, Troll Champion makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.
Roedrig, Troll Champion makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.
Your brutal backstab causes Roedrig, Troll Champion to writhe in agony, opening up his defenses!
You report 1823/1683 hp. Change: +140. Need: 0. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<1823hp 236ma 439mv 10478126478xp -14.2ac 11%>
Ozzy utters the words, 'damnation'
Roedrig, Troll Champion screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<1823hp 236ma 439mv 10478126478xp -14.2ac 10%>
You are viciously massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion's hit.
Roedrig, Troll Champion's crush bounces off your heavy armor.
You are brutally massacred by Roedrig, Troll Champion's crush.
Roedrig, Troll Champion misses you with his crush.
You viciously massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your pierce.
You viciously massacre Roedrig, Troll Champion with your pierce.
Roedrig, Troll Champion is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 42921708 experience points as your share.
You gain 13734946 experience and 8000 gold for leadership!
You gain 25924140 bonus experience!
You gain 42921708 extra bonus experience!
You gain 259 honor for leadership!
You have gained two thousand eight hundred and fifty-seven honor.
You have gained five thousand four hundred and twenty-eight bonus honor.
Padme receives 30620932 experience points.
Arya receives 41479108 experience points.
Norks receives 18595182 experience points.
Waza receives 29605428 experience points.
Feist receives 41003724 experience points.
Splat receives 44388964 experience points.
Ezekiel receives 44388964 experience points.
Ozzy receives 35292588 experience points.
Paka receives 13976612 experience points.
Vasu receives 38208948 experience points.
Driven receives 42438100 experience points.
Guinex receives 34418536 experience points.
Sochi receives 44388964 experience points.
Total exp for kill is 501727758.
Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Sun Jun 10, 2018 6:23 pm

The Were-Lord Lupine hates your guts!
You can taste the impending victory!
The Were-Lord Lupine makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.
The Were-Lord Lupine makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.
The Were-Lord Lupine makes a strange sound, as you place DEATH BY CHOCOLATE in his back.
Your brutal backstab causes The Were-Lord Lupine to writhe in agony, opening up his defenses!
You report 1843/1683 hp. Change: +168. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1843hp 251ma 438mv 10607486294xp -14.2ac 12%>
Ozzy utters the words, 'damnation'
The Were-Lord Lupine screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<1843hp 254ma 442mv 10607486294xp -14.2ac 12%>
Ok.
The Were-Lord Lupine is enmeshed in thick webs!

<1843hp 240ma 443mv 10607486294xp -14.2ac 11%>
The Were-Lord Lupine looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
You skillfully parry the attack of The Were-Lord Lupine.
You are brutally massacred by The Were-Lord Lupine's rake.
You are brutally massacred by The Were-Lord Lupine's claw.
You are brutally massacred by The Were-Lord Lupine's claw.
The Were-Lord Lupine misses you with his rake.
You viciously massacre The Were-Lord Lupine with your pierce.
You viciously massacre The Were-Lord Lupine with your pierce.
The Were-Lord Lupine is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 53587892 experience points as your share.
You gain 17148125 experience and 8000 gold for leadership!
You gain 32366372 bonus experience!
You gain 53587892 extra bonus experience!
You gain 324 honor for leadership!
You have gained three thousand five hundred and seventy-one honor.
You have gained six thousand seven hundred and eighty-four bonus honor.
Padme receives 38230336 experience points.
Arya receives 51786808 experience points.
Norks receives 23216146 experience points.
Waza receives 36962476 experience points.
Feist receives 51193284 experience points.
Splat receives 55419768 experience points.
Ezekiel receives 55419768 experience points.
Ozzy receives 44062916 experience points.
Paka receives 17449846 experience points.
Vasu receives 47704000 experience points.
Driven receives 52984108 experience points.
Guinex receives 42971656 experience points.
Sochi receives 55419768 experience points.
Total exp for kill is 626408772.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Driven » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:19 am

Never seen this before, but makes sense... morting an ether mob with autokill on.

<670hp 244ma 387mv>
Your botched ambush attempt greatly annoys the solar necromancer.
The solar necromancer looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
The solar necromancer zaps you extremely hard.

[653hp/244ma/387mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 13%]
You weave the threads of magic masterfully!
Your thunder clap hits the solar necromancer, causing the solar necromancer great pain.
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
The solar necromancer spasms as electricity crackles through him!

[653hp/219ma/387mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 0%]
Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

[655hp/220ma/388mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 0%]
Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

[664hp/224ma/392mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 0%]
Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.
Your blow passes right through the solar necromancer with no effect!
The solar necromancer is incapacitated and will slowly die, if not aided.

[675hp/228ma/396mv, +133hr/+52mr, -7.7, 0%]
tt
Ok.
Your thunder clap incinerates the solar necromancer.
The solar necromancer is dead! R.I.P.
You gain 639776 bonus experience!
You are taking the first steps along the way to redemption.
Total exp for kill is 1065885.
Your blood freezes as you hear the solar necromancer's death cry.
You get gold coins from the corpse of the solar necromancer that's on the ground.
There were 9375 coins.

[676hp/204ma/397mv, +88hr/+52mr, -7.7, -%]
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can't chop Brick, need better kung fu

Postby Teron » Sat Jun 16, 2018 3:21 am

rem pestilence
wie chopper
Brick Starkhaus hates your guts!
You can taste the impending victory!
Brick Starkhaus makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in his back.
Brick Starkhaus makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in his back.

<1437hp 681ma 371mv> 7002434947 2154202 99 -8.9 -2 indoors
+1008 25 +0
You are rescued by Gorka, you are confused!
warcry LET'S ROCK!
assist Gorka
@@
Gorka reports 1713/1560 hp. Change: +181. Need: 0. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<1277hp 681ma 372mv> 7002434947 2154202 - -8.9 -2 indoors
Brick Starkhaus misses Gorka with his hit.
Gorka delivers a massive blow to one of Brick Starkhaus's vital organs.
Gorka tickles Brick Starkhaus with his cleave.
Gorka tickles Brick Starkhaus with his cleave.
Gorka cuts a limb off of Brick Starkhaus!!!!
Gorka massacres Brick Starkhaus to small fragments with his cleave.
An eerie aura emanates from Gorka's weapon, as Brick Starkhaus closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!
You sing another verse of 'brothers in valor'.
Splat's teeth chatter loudly.
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
You stop using The Spear of Pestilence.

<1277hp 679ma 358mv> 7002434947 2154202 - -8.9 -2 indoors
You wield a large curved scimitar.

<1277hp 679ma 358mv> 7002434947 2154202 - -8.9 -2 indoors
You yell 'LET'S ROCK!'

<1277hp 679ma 358mv> 7002434947 2154202 - -8.9 -2 indoors
You cut off Brick Starkhaus's limb!
Limb number 25060 is flying again
You can taste the impending victory!
You massacre Brick Starkhaus to small fragments with your cleave.

<1417hp 679ma 358mv> 7002437981 2154202 99 -8.9 -2 indoors
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:31 am

The dwarven scribe arrives from the west.
A dusty dwarven warrior arrives from the south.
A dwarven mercenary guard arrives from the south.
A dusty dwarven warrior arrives from the north.

<1462hp 619ma 402mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
Saving Taron.
Saving items.

<1461hp 622ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining
l scr
This very intelligent-looking female dwarf is wearing a pair of the
biggest spectacles you have ever seen. Her tiny eyes peer out over her
frames as she watches you enter. She has ink-stains all over her hands
and a few smudges on her face, which is wreathed in stringy hair that has
been hastily gathered in a ponytail. She is wearing an unadorned brown
robe.
The dwarven scribe is in excellent condition.

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
a burnt scroll..It glows violet!
a burnt scroll..It glows violet!
a burnt scroll..It glows violet!
a burnt scroll..It glows violet!
an old scroll
a burnt scroll..It glows violet!
a burnt scroll..It glows violet!
a scroll of elemental control..It glows violet!
a scroll of elemental control..It glows violet!
a dwarvish recall scroll..It glows violet!
an identify scroll..It glows violet!
a damp moldy scroll..It glows violet!
a major scroll of recall..It glows violet!

<1461hp 623ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining
You sing another verse of 'eye of the beholder'.

<1461hp 617ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining
sta
You stop resting, and stand up.

<1461hp 618ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining
rem valor pestilence chopper
eqs wear ac
rem valor
wield pestilence
You are not using a 'valor'.
You are not using a 'pestilence'.
You are not using a 'chopper'.

<1461hp 619ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -12.8 -5 raining
You stop using an orb of mesmerization.
You light a glowing bauble with `Taron` engraved upon on it and hold it.
You stop using a pair of black tassled boots.
You step into gleaming dragonscale sabatons.
You stop using a set of sparkling ruby gauntlets..it radiates holy energy!.
You wear devilskin gauntlets on your hands.
You stop using the shield of serpentinous demise.
You start using Walls of Jericho as a shield.
You wield Brilliant Sword of Valor.

<1461hp 619ma 401mv> 245991761 866223 - -14.1 -5 raining
backstab scr
You stop using Brilliant Sword of Valor.

<1462hp 620ma 402mv> 245991761 866223 - -14.1 -5 raining
You wield The Spear of Pestilence.

<1464hp 621ma 403mv> 245991761 866223 - -14.1 -5 raining
rem pestilence
wield valor
The dwarven scribe hates your guts!
The dwarven scribe makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in her back.
The dwarven scribe makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in her back.
The dwarven scribe makes a strange sound, as you place The Spear of Pestilence in her back.
Your brutal backstab causes the dwarven scribe to writhe in agony, opening up her defenses!
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<1464hp 621ma 383mv> 246081599 866223 94 -14.1 -5 raining
+89838 2245 +0
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
You stop using The Spear of Pestilence.

<1466hp 622ma 368mv> 246081599 866223 94 -14.1 -5 raining
cast 'firewind'
You wield Brilliant Sword of Valor.

<1466hp 622ma 368mv> 246081599 866223 94 -14.1 -5 raining

<1466hp 622ma 368mv> 246081599 866223 94 -14.1 -5 raining
You stop singing.
Ok.
The dwarven scribe vanishes in a burning wind.

<1466hp 598ma 369mv> 246086111 866223 93 -14.1 -5 raining
+4512 112 +0
You are viciously massacred by the dwarven scribe's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the dwarven scribe's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the dwarven scribe's hit.
You viciously massacre the dwarven scribe with your slash.
You viciously massacre the dwarven scribe with your slash.
You viciously massacre the dwarven scribe with your slash.
The dwarven scribe calls for the powers of the immortals!
The ground jumps up and hits the back of your head! No, wait, it's you on the ground.
You report 1/1466 hp. Change: -1417. Need: 1465. Spells: glowing.

<1hp 0ma 370mv> 246112323 866223 - -14.1 -5 raining
+26212 655 +0
cast 'web'
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sta
You are already standing.

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