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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:26 pm

Now that notemp rooms are fixed..

A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A large curved scimitar vanishes out of existence.
A bag of weapons vanishes out of existence.
Entrance to The Arena Complex
Exits: North South Up
Major Payne beckons you to compete against each other.
Major Payne glows with a bright light!


It is 8 o'clock am, on the Day of the Moon
The 14th day of the Month of Futility, year 1016.
The fertility goddess smiles upon the world!
The manipulation of raw magic is very strong.
Mother Nature's presence can be felt everywhere today!
You feel your affinity to magic strengthen.
The wisdom of a long forgotten god shines on your deeds for the day.
The potential for plunder has reached an epiphany.
Up and Up, Chop and Chop, Kill or be Killed.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Thu Mar 29, 2018 3:57 pm

Suna begins to sing 'brothers in valor'.
You are greatly inspired by Suna's song!

<1283hp 683ma 306mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
A datura warrior shouts 'Intruders! Kill them!'

<1288hp 685ma 308mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
Arya raises her hands to the sky and slowly turns into a small brown ferret (Arya)!

<1288hp 685ma 308mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
A datura warrior viciously massacres Arya with his slash.
|;rescue Arya;@@
Arya is dead! R.I.P.
You report 1297/1476 hp. Change: +20. Need: 179. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<1297hp 689ma 313mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
But nobody is fighting her?

<1299hp 690ma 299mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>

<1299hp 690ma 299mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
Suna -- 'opps'

<1306hp 693ma 303mv 446780455xp -13.9ac -%>
snicker
You snicker softly.
Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Driven » Wed Apr 04, 2018 10:39 am

Moonlit Shadows
An eerie golden glow shimmers unsteadily within the few shadow clouds
around here. The clouds slowly rotate at a steady pace, and the intensity
shifts respectively. The glow also casts the vicinity into a mass of
ghostly light, creating weird sensations. Although this may be a trick of
the ether, an odd mocking cackle is heard coming from one of the clouds,
punctured by the cries of the tortured.
Exits: South Up
Pierced by three spears of energy, Moonshadow howls in unholy excitement.
Moonshadow is covered in sticky webs!
Your target is now Moonshadow.

[947hp/57ma/411mv, +93hr/+47mr, -1.3, -%]
Ok.
The affects of your spell have been doubled!
You feel a sudden rush of excitement!
A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.
A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.
A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.
A piece of Moonshadow is turned into dust.

Feels good, man!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sat Apr 14, 2018 4:31 am

<666hp 26ma 129mv> 7585635939 696205 62 -14.1 +10 indoors
+16469 411 +0
Woof, you feel so tired!
cast 'improved haste'

<669hp 27ma 29mv> 7585635939 696205 62 -14.1 +10 indoors
l arch
Smallpotato buries his weapon to the hilt!

<669hp 27ma 29mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors
Impossible! You can't concentrate enough!

<672hp 28ma 30mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors
A tall dark figure stands before you. Long black robes drape from the top
of his head all the way down to his ankle. It is hard to see whats under
that enormous robe. The presence of the man is making you very uncomfortable.
The Archfiend has quite a few wounds.

You attempt to peek at the inventory:
You can't see anything.

<672hp 28ma 30mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors
group
Group 'The Grim Crowd' is led by Taron and consists of:
(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 677hp 30ma 31mv] rhodo/jet igor
(Front) Smallpotato [Th:4.38 983hp 388ma 303mv] chrysop/amethyst
(Front) Arya [Wa:6.35 1209hp 262ma 375mv] Jacinth|Obsidian
(Front) Zaq [Th:6.23 997hp 326ma 423mv] whiteopal/teye
(Front) Dingo [Mo:9.40 992hp 259ma 430mv] Tourm | TJade

Ezekiel [Ma:9.40 1031hp 14ma 316mv] s.ruby/ruby
Nom [Dr:5.39 758hp 171ma 234mv] malachine/rquartz choker bf
(Absent) Crumbs [Cl:8.27 936hp 1086ma 394mv] ---

<677hp 30ma 31mv> 7585635939 696205 60 -14.1 +10 indoors
You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.
Your riposte viciously massacres the Archfiend.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
Smallpotato thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.
Smallpotato thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
A whip of demon's flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!
The Archfiend appears unaffected.
You report 414/1401 hp. Change: -252. Need: 987. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<414hp 30ma 31mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors
+11980 299 +0
Ezekiel flails his weapon about the room!

<416hp 31ma 32mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors
gt all in
You grouptell: 'all in'

<416hp 31ma 32mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors
The song ends and you are less inspired by the deeds of the war gods.

<418hp 32ma 33mv> 7585647919 696205 55 -14.1 +10 indoors
flail
Smallpotato thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.
Smallpotato buries his weapon to the hilt!

<418hp 32ma 33mv> 7585647919 696205 54 -14.1 +10 indoors
You flail your weapon around you in a flurry of motion in the Archfiend's direction!
You catch the Archfiend in a flurry of blows.

<421hp 33ma 34mv> 7585653347 696205 53 -14.1 +10 indoors
+5428 135 +0
You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.
Your riposte viciously massacres the Archfiend.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
The Archfiend breathes, filling the room with a torrent of flames!
You are roasted in the inferno!
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You resist almost all of the damage...
The Archfiend breathes a stream of fire at you! You are engulfed in flames!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Ezekiel resists almost all of the damage.
Smallpotato appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
Arya's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Arya resists a great deal of the damage.
Nom's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Nom appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
Zaq's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Zaq resists a great deal of the damage.
Dingo's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Dingo appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
You report 253/1401 hp. Change: -161. Need: 1148. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<253hp 47ma 36mv> 7585660615 696205 47 -14.1 +10 indoors
+7268 181 +0
Ezekiel flails his weapon about the room!

<253hp 47ma 36mv> 7585660615 696205 47 -14.1 +10 indoors
quaf mutap
quaf mutap
You get a vaporous white potion from a kangaroo pouch.
You quaff a vaporous white potion which dissolves.
You feel better!
You feel better!
You feel better!
You report 371/1401 hp. Change: +118. Need: 1030. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<371hp 50ma 38mv> 7585665015 696205 47 -14.1 +10 indoors
+4400 110 +0
You get a vaporous white potion from a kangaroo pouch.
You quaff a vaporous white potion which dissolves.
You feel better!
You feel better!
You feel better!
Dingo sends a quick strike of his fist into the Archfiend's side.
You report 473/1401 hp. Change: +102. Need: 928. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<473hp 50ma 38mv> 7585669095 696205 45 -14.1 +10 indoors
+4080 102 +0
Zaq buries his weapon to the hilt!

<476hp 51ma 39mv> 7585669095 696205 43 -14.1 +10 indoors
A whip of demon's flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!
The Archfiend appears unaffected.
You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.
Your riposte viciously massacres the Archfiend.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
The Archfiend's hit bounces off your heavy armor.
The Archfiend looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You deal a massive blow to one of the Archfiend's vital organs.
You viciously massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
You brutally massacre the Archfiend with your slash.
The Archfiend breathes, filling the room with a torrent of flames!
You are roasted in the inferno!
Your spectral shield has drained power from the spell!
You resist almost all of the damage...
The Archfiend breathes a stream of fire at you! You are engulfed in flames!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Ezekiel resists almost all of the damage.
Smallpotato appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
Arya's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Arya resists a great deal of the damage.
Nom's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Nom appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
Zaq's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Zaq resists a great deal of the damage.
Dingo's spectral shield drains power from the spell!
Dingo appears to be resisting quite a bit of the damage.
You report 212/1401 hp. Change: -261. Need: 1189. Spells: glowing, greater fluidity.

<212hp 63ma 39mv> 7585691296 696205 37 -14.1 +10 indoors
+22201 555 +0
The binding of the spectres wears off, and the shield they formed dissipates.

<216hp 65ma 41mv> 7585691296 696205 37 -14.1 +10 indoors
quaf mutap
You do not have that item.

<216hp 65ma 41mv> 7585691296 696205 37 -14.1 +10 indoors
Smallpotato thrusts Rogue's Dagger deep into the Archfiend and injects a poison.

<219hp 66ma 42mv> 7585691296 696205 36 -14.1 +10 indoors
cast 'spectral shield'
Arya utters the words, 'restoration'
Arya briefly glows with a blinding light!

<219hp 66ma 42mv> 7585691296 696205 36 -14.1 +10 indoors
Ezekiel utters the words, 'yfaghbarh'

<219hp 66ma 42mv> 7585691296 696205 33 -14.1 +10 indoors
Ok.
You bind some nearby spectres into an undulating shield around you.

<221hp 30ma 43mv> 7585691296 696205 33 -14.1 +9 indoors
Dingo sends a quick strike of his fist into the Archfiend's side.

<221hp 30ma 43mv> 7585691296 696205 31 -14.1 +9 indoors
|
|
defy
@@
A whip of demon's flame unleashes a fury of flame as it snaps back and forth!
The Archfiend appears unaffected.
You skillfully parry the attack of the Archfiend.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are viciously massacred by the Archfiend's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The Archfiend's hit bounces off your heavy armor.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You have been KILLED!!

<-40hp 30ma 43mv> 7585691296 696205 - -8.6 +9 indoors
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Driven » Tue Apr 17, 2018 5:36 pm

Not your ordinary chop round...

[1382hp/496ma/288mv, +156hr/+35mr, -10.1, 95%]
You cleave a beast with a huge gaping maw extremely hard.
A beast with a huge gaping maw looks shocked as he cuts himself on Gorka's petrified armor!
Gorka skillfully parries the attack of a beast with a huge gaping maw.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Gorka with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Gorka with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Gorka with his pound.
Splat swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!
That Really did HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You cut off a beast with a huge gaping maw's limb!
You viciously massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw with your cleave.
An eerie aura emanates from your weapon, as a beast with a huge gaping maw closes its eyes
momentarily!!!!!
You cleave a beast with a huge gaping maw extremely hard.
You cut off a beast with a huge gaping maw's limb!
You viciously massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw with your cleave.
Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.
Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.
Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.
Gorka brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his slash.

[10hp/498ma/290mv, +156hr/+35mr, -10.1, 63%]
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