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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Josiah » Fri Aug 11, 2017 5:29 pm

<1041hp 320ma 372mv> -14.2 +16 [*: AI'] 65
You are brutally massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's slash.
You are viciously massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's pound.
You are viciously massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's pound.
You are viciously massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's pound.
Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's weapon cuts right through one of your limbs!!!
You are brutally massacred by Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans's cleave.
You miss Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans with your cleave.
You miss Tyroch, Ruler of the Maul Titans with your cleave.
You report 659/1400 hp. Change: -377. Need: 741. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<*TANK*> Yuck! -382 HP 659 / 1400
<659hp 320ma 372mv> -14.2 +16 [*: AI'] 63
Gnu -- 'tank is weak'

<661hp 321ma 372mv> -14.2 +16 [*: AI'] 63
Gnu swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!
You have been KILLED!!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sat Aug 12, 2017 9:29 am

You massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with your slash.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw brutally massacres Vege with his pound.
Woody is dead! R.I.P.
You massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with your slash.
You massacre a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with your slash.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Skeletal knight of fire attempts to bash Vege, who nimbly steps out of the way.

...

Norks utters the words, 'gruugz oculoae'
Norks lays his hands upon the body.
Norks's hands begin to glow very brightly!
Woody has been raised from the dead!

<838hp 134ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Woody -- 'bloody maws, every damn time! (Visage was up)'

<839hp 134ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
group
Group 'Ezekiel and his Fearless Force' is led by Ezekiel and consists of:
(Point) Vege [Wa:8.39 1336hp 322ma 354mv] avent/jacinth
(Front) Songster [Ba:5.30 840hp 135ma 364mv] rhodo/tomb jade denuva
(Front) Dingo [Mo:6.35 1111hp 616ma 425mv] GYT | SBPearl EFlame
(Front) Woody [Cl:0.39 2hp 267ma 77mv] Ruby | Jade | w strands
(Front) Zuzu [Cl:8.33 999hp 749ma 353mv] TigerEye|BGEmerald

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.39 754hp 77ma 266mv] tourm/sapphire
Norks [Cl:9.40 1126hp 449ma 329mv] rose qtz, emerlad

<840hp 135ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven...
Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven...
Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven...
Blazing golden rays of the divine shine down from heaven...
Norks puts on a variety of armor and equipment.

<841hp 136ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Woody hugs Norks.

<841hp 136ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Norks utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
Woody briefly glows with a blinding light!
Ezekiel -- 'target maw'

<846hp 139ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Woody moves to the rear of his group.

<846hp 139ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
You play another verse of 'rina cruinne'.

<848hp 134ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Vege leaves east.
You follow Ezekiel.

Burnt Building
Exits: West
The corpse of a beast with a huge gaping maw is lying here.
The severed Head of a beast with a huge gaping maw is lying here.
The corpse of skeletal knight of fire is lying here.
You see Dingo, Woody, Norks, Zuzu, Ezekiel, and Vege here.
You also see a beast with a huge gaping maw here.

<849hp 135ma 363mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Norks puts on a variety of armor and equipment.

<850hp 135ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Ezekiel stops singing.
Ezekiel utters the words, 'yazfuz yufz'
A beast with a huge gaping maw is outlined by a faint glow.

<852hp 137ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Vege utters the words, 'eawiahuai'

<853hp 137ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Ezekiel utters the words, 'noselacri'
A beast with a huge gaping maw seems to be blinded!
|
assist Vege

<855hp 139ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
But they are not fighting anyone.

<856hp 140ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Vege utters the words, 'eawiahuai'
A beast with a huge gaping maw growls at Vege and attacks!
assist Vege
A beast with a huge gaping maw looks shocked as he cuts himself on Vege's petrified armor!
Vege skillfully parries the attack of a beast with a huge gaping maw.
A beast with a huge gaping maw screams in agony as red tendrils of mist infuse his body.

<856hp 140ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
Vege reports 1439/1392 hp. Change: +109. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<857hp 140ma 364mv> 444277670 923330 - -5.7 +1 raining
As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through Woody's neck!
Woody is dead! R.I.P.

<857hp 140ma 364mv> 444284465 923330 99 -5.7 +1 raining
+6795 169 +0
A beast with a huge gaping maw hates your guts!
You slash a beast with a huge gaping maw very hard.
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Vege with his pound.
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses you with his pound.
Vege skillfully parries the attack of a beast with a huge gaping maw.
Vege manages to tumble completely away from the attack!
A beast with a huge gaping maw misses Vege with his pound.
You slash a beast with a huge gaping maw extremely hard.
Vege delivers a massive blow to one of a beast with a huge gaping maw's vital organs.
Vege brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.
Vege delivers a massive blow to one of a beast with a huge gaping maw's vital organs.
Vege brutally massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw with his cleave.
Vege massacres a beast with a huge gaping maw to small fragments with his cleave.

<859hp 141ma 364mv> 444285332 923330 97 -5.7 +1 raining
+867 21 +0
Ezekiel -- 'rofl'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sun Aug 20, 2017 5:06 pm

Group 'The Most Magnificent Rangers' is led by Ezekiel and consists of:
(Point) Taron [Wa:9.40 1142hp 377ma 419mv] tourm/tomb jade
(Front) Xxx [Th:6.39 997hp 592ma 430mv] Rhodochrosite | Jet
(Front) Suna [Dr:9.40 1060hp 1124ma 365mv] sruby/malachite
(Front) Belrath [Mo:7.36 1221hp 434ma 349mv] Avent | PS sapphire
(Front) Zuzu [Cl:8.35 1053hp 921ma 353mv] TigerEye|BGEmerald
(Front) Sochi [Ba:8.39 1031hp 695ma 364mv] GYT

(Leader) Ezekiel [Ma:8.39 942hp 558ma 229mv] sapphire/Ruby
Tysmiha [Ma:1.27 347hp 435ma 109mv] rc quartz/rose quartz
Clain [Cl:0.31 409hp 174ma 123mv] ---
Woody [Cl:2.33 699hp 318ma 150mv] Chrysop/Eye Agate | w.strands

cast 'supp' eudaemon
sac corpse
Woody carves up the the corpse of a massive squid.
Parry mode is now on.

<1328hp 386ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Woody sips from a water barrel.
You yell 'LET'S ROCK!'

<1328hp 386ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
TICK IN 10 SECONDS.
save
The 'grace' spell on you is about to wear off.
Zuzu joins in the war-cry!
Your last warcry hasn't even stopped echoing yet!

<1330hp 387ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Woody joins in the war-cry!
Suna joins in the war-cry!
Ezekiel joins in the war-cry!
Tysmiha joins in the war-cry!
Belrath joins in the war-cry!
Sochi joins in the war-cry!
You don't have any summoned followers by that name.

<1330hp 387ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
@@
Ok.
You feel the attention of Tysmiha upon you!

<1330hp 367ma 419mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
With a mighty effort, you shake off your exhaustion!
You sacrifice the corpse to Tysmiha.

<1331hp 368ma 404mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Saving Taron.
Saving items.
worship tysmiha
<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
You fall to your knees, commencing ritualistic worshipping before her.

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
But nobody is fighting him?

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Nobody here by that name.

<1359hp 382ma 399mv> 271867267771 1509691 - -14.0 +10 indoors
Tysmiha answers your request!
Inle the eudaemon appears in a flash of rainbow light!
Inle the eudaemon starts following you.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Josiah » Mon Sep 04, 2017 4:51 pm

Today in DoT: (I won't post the log because it's too spammy)

Gorka rescued a young nightrunner I was trying to murder, so naturally I started punching him in the face.

Others in the group assisted him, and Slice started firewinding me.

Good times were had by all.

Maybe the mud needs more pvp zones!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:11 am

I'm glad everyone sided with me! :lol:

I think I tracked down the problem to an open ended "circles around" trigger meant to rescue grippers, but in this case it was people getting stabbed. Should be fixed.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Tue Sep 12, 2017 1:47 am

Ezekiel utters the words, 'eugszr waouq'
Altotus isn't taking any more: he attacks Ezekiel!

<352hp 189ma 372mv> 5880322858 1778389 67 -8.3 -4 indoors
Celaena buries her weapon to the hilt!

<354hp 190ma 372mv> 5880322858 1778389 66 -8.3 -4 indoors
Cyprimus flails his weapon about the room!

<358hp 192ma 372mv> 5880322858 1778389 65 -8.3 -4 indoors
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
Altotus's bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Altotus viciously massacres Ezekiel with his pound.
Ezekiel is dead! R.I.P.
You are viciously massacred by Altotus's pound.
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
Altotus's bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!
Altotus utters the words, 'candusounsozfahuai'

<258hp 192ma 372mv> 5880326386 1778389 61 -8.3 -4 indoors
+3528 88 +0
Josiah gossips-- 'Death informs you: Ezekiel was killed by someone'

<260hp 193ma 372mv> 5880326386 1778389 61 -8.3 -4 indoors
You play another verse of 'gods of war'.

<262hp 186ma 372mv> 5880326386 1778389 61 -8.3 -4 indoors
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
You are brutally massacred by Altotus's pound.
You are brutally massacred by Altotus's pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You stop playing.
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
Altotus's bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!
Altotus utters the words, 'yrawz ghfutz'
You resist a bit of the damage...
Altotus gestures, and you are blasted with fire!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!

<141hp 189ma 372mv> 5880327753 1778389 57 -8.3 -4 indoors
+1367 34 +0
Cyprimus -- 'damn.'

<143hp 190ma 372mv> 5880327753 1778389 57 -8.3 -4 indoors
You massacre Altotus to small fragments with your whip.
Altotus's bones crunch under a well-aimed attack by Zuzu!
You are viciously massacred by Altotus's pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You are brutally massacred by Altotus's pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Altotus misses you with his pound.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You have been KILLED!!

<-35hp 193ma 372mv> 5880327977 1778389 - -4.3 -4 indoors

Cyprimus -- 'no idea. was blasting.. boom.. they all dropped'

You grouptell: 'you were flailing, and you dont have rescue trigs on dispel that use second wind'

You grouptell: 'for me, you werent even flailing, you just watched'

Cyprimus -- 'you died in one round'
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Blackbeard

Postby Teron » Tue Oct 17, 2017 2:10 am

Sochi -- 'he's authealing to full'

<951hp 174ma 358mv> 255452817130 4505546 - -14.0 -4 overcast
Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas viciously massacres Dingo with his hit.
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas looks shocked as he cuts himself on your petrified armor!
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas hates your guts!
You can taste the impending victory!
You skillfully parry the attack of Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas.
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas viciously massacres Dingo with his hit.
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas viciously massacres Dingo with his hit.
Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.
Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.
Dingo massacres Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with his cleave.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas to small fragments with your pierce.
Sochi cuts a limb off of Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas!!!!
gt Aegis down
gt Aegis down
You report 1094/1401 hp. Change: +156. Need: 307. Spells: greater fluidity, wraithform.
Impossible! You can't concentrate enough!

<1094hp 175ma 359mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
You grouptell: 'Aegis down'

<1096hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
rescue ding
rescue ding
rescue ding
Banzai! To the rescue...

<1098hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
But nobody is fighting him?

<1098hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
But nobody is fighting him?

<1098hp 176ma 360mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
quaf darkness
Sochi -- 'can't be killed'

<1101hp 177ma 361mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
You get a potion of pure darkness from a kangaroo pouch.
You fumble with the cork, but manage to quaff a potion of pure darkness which dissolves.
gt Aegis is up
Taron shivers and suffers from his evilness!
A dark haze precipitates around your body.

<1073hp 178ma 362mv> 255452824596 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
You skillfully parry the attack of Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas.
You are viciously massacred by Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas's hit.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You brutally massacre Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas with your pierce.
You report 980/1401 hp. Change: -114. Need: 421. Spells: greater fluidity, wraithform, aegis.

+5632 140 +0
+5632 140 +0
Guinex utters the words, 'aque bragh'

<982hp 179ma 362mv> 255452830228 4505546 91 -14.0 -4 overcast
Blackbeard, Retired Captain of the High Seas snarls and salivates agitatedly but stays where he is.

<966hp 180ma 363mv> 255452830228 4505546 - -14.0 -4 overcast
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:48 am

*Immortals of SlothMUD*
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[ *Creator* ] Splork .
[ *Greater God* ] Neptune [JAFO] Vote! Vote!

[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players
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[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Gorka ::RuMoRs::
[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Taron trade your Rhodo/Jet bit.ly/2lzmAPk
[ *Hierarch* Cl:9.40 ] (Reborn) Zuzu ::LeMuRs::
[ *Hierarch* Cl:9.40 ] Norks ~Dragonsworn~
[ *Mystic* Mo:8.30 ] Belrath [Legends]
[ *Pilgrim* Mo:5.39 ] Driven to serve.
[ 39c 34d 26m 24w|11n 10b 8t 8o ] Tau ::TuMoRs::
[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta Salton Malt Reactor
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Highest total since last bootup: 14.
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