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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Tue Mar 28, 2017 12:39 am

You quickly play a verse of 'reign of confusion'.
Ok.
Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends steps back from the fight and scratches her head in confusion.

<565hp 4ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+672 16 +0
Victory -- 'tank down'

<566hp 5ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
Curate -- 'get out'

<569hp 7ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
Curate -- 'get out'

<570hp 7ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
Curate -- 'get out'

<570hp 7ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
Victory leaves up.

<571hp 9ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
Jackalope leaves up.
Curate recites a major scroll of recall.
Feist disappears.

<572hp 9ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
recite recall fei
Victory -- 'went up'
Curate leaves up.
You follow Curate.

You struggle to break free from the webs to no avail.
Daemeon leaves up.

<574hp 10ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
You are viciously massacred by Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends's hit.

<419hp 11ma 283mv> 1779188395 68493 22 -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
You crush Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends very hard.
You are viciously massacred by Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends's hit.
You are viciously massacred by Gildebruun, Mistress of Fiends's hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You begin to sing 'dance with the dead'.
A loud melody erupts into the sky...
You quickly dance away from a fatal blow!

<50hp 12ma 283mv> 1779189039 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+644 16 +0
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recite recall
Curate -- 'i recalled him'

<55hp 15ma 283mv> 1779189039 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
Your senses begin to dull.

<56hp 15ma 283mv> 1779189039 68493 - -5.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
You have been KILLED!!

<-120hp 16ma 283mv> 1779189039 68493 - -1.2 +4 indoors+0 0 +0
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:15 am

(Reborn) Tuk <<M.A.G.I>> New eq/runes added => bit.ly/15ToP2d is lying here, incapacitated.
Tuk has a strong red aura.
Tuk is surrounded by a barely visible green sphere!
Tuk is covered in sticky webs!
A deadly bone naga serves his master in protection of the wall of bones.
An enslaved bone naga is covered in sticky webs!

<969hp 447ma 195mv> 220691755736 1902980 - -8.9 +8 raining+0 0 +0
You sing another verse of 'march of the heroes'.

<972hp 445ma 197mv> 220691755736 1902980 - -8.9 +8 raining+0 0 +0
An undead yuan-ti assassin throws a dull grey dart, hitting you!
You can taste the impending victory!
Your tumbling partially deflects the oncoming blow!
You report 1080/1322 hp. Change: +116. Need: 242. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<1080hp 445ma 197mv> 220691755736 1902980 100 -8.9 +8 raining+0 0 +0
Your blood freezes as you hear Tuk's death cry.

<1085hp 447ma 199mv> 220691755736 1902980 100 -8.9 +8 raining+0 0 +0
cast 'restorat' tuk Taron
Nobody here by that name.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri Apr 14, 2017 11:14 am

*Immortals of SlothMUD*
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[ *Greater God* ] Neptune [JAFO] Vote! Vote!

[ pri sec ter qua qui hex sep oct ] Players
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[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Gorka is a dork.
[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] War solving disputes with epics!
[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Taron trades eq for gems http://bit.ly/2lzmAPk
[ *Archmage* Ma:8.36 ] Ezekiel ~Dragonsworn~
[ *Magician* Ma:5.38 ] (Reborn) Tuk <<M.A.G.I>> all players above me are dorks.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri May 05, 2017 1:24 pm

You grouptell: 'daemeon, gt macu me'
Daemeon -- 'macu me'
You grouptell: 'macu > knife'
You grouptell: 'yes, because i'm carrying all the macus'
Daemeon -- 'horder :)~'
You grouptell: 'knives chop groupies more, and mobs less. stick to macus'

Daemeon wildly swings Macuahuitl, and accidentally cuts off his own head!
Daemeon is dead! R.I.P.

You grouptell: 'yup, macu is better (c)'

Daemeon swings his weapon, accidentally cutting your head off!
You have been KILLED!!

Ezekiel -- 'macu is better'

P.S.
As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through Daemeon's neck!
Daemeon is dead! R.I.P.

You grouptell: 'revenge!!'
Gorka -- 'paid back'
You grouptell: 'told you macus were good'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri May 05, 2017 4:25 pm

You are brutally massacred by a giant spiked lizard's beat.
A giant spiked lizard's beat bounces off Gorka's heavy armor.
A giant spiked lizard misses Gorka with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard looks shocked as he cuts himself on Gorka's petrified armor!
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Gorka with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Gorka with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Gorka with his bite.
You crush a giant spiked lizard hard.
You miss a giant spiked lizard with your crush.
Gorka delivers a massive blow to one of a giant spiked lizard's vital organs.
Gorka viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard with his cleave.
Gorka massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with his cleave.
Gorka wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off his own head!
Gorka is dead! R.I.P.
A giant spiked lizard sees Erikk, and ATTACKS!
Erikk's spell shield absorbs the damage!
Ezekiel utters the words, 'yafqz yuzre'
A force field appears blocking the west exit!
Norks utters the words, 'pzar'
A warm feeling fills your body.

<432hp gt how did the 2nd leave room?
92ma 311mv> 3946380398 148280 32 -5.4 +0 raining
+360 9 +0
Cyprimus -- 'Gorka suicided'

<433hp 93ma 311mv> 3946380398 148280 32 -5.4 +0 raining
You grouptell: 'how did the 2nd leave room?'

<433hp 93ma 311mv> 3946380398 148280 32 -5.4 +0 raining
Cyprimus -- 'dont feed the lizards!'

<434hp 94ma 312mv> 3946380398 148280 32 -5.4 +0 raining
Ezekiel -- 'Gorka has chopped self!! RIP!!!'

<434hp 94ma 312mv> 3946380398 148280 32 -5.4 +0 raining
Gnu cuts a limb off of a giant spiked lizard!!!!
An eerie aura emanates from Gnu's weapon, as a giant spiked lizard closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!
You miss a giant spiked lizard with your crush.
Erikk misses a giant spiked lizard with his crush.
A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Erikk with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses you with his bite.
You crush a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Erikk crushes a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Your group's front line is about to collapse, watch out!

<436hp 95ma 313mv> 3946380426 148280 17 -5.4 +0 raining
+28 0 +0
play 'reign of confusion' spiked
Cyprimus -- 'tanking enabled. Sing for rescues!'

<436hp 95ma 313mv> 3946380426 148280 17 -5.4 +0 raining
Cyprimus reports 1274/1274 hp. Change: -100. Need: 0. Spells: greater fluidity, glowing.

<436hp 95ma 313mv> 3946380426 148280 17 -5.4 +0 raining
You quickly play a verse of 'reign of confusion'.
Ok.

<437hp 75ma 313mv> 3946380426 148280 17 -5.4 +0 raining
Cyprimus heroically rescues Erikk.

<438hp 75ma 314mv> 3946380426 148280 17 -5.4 +0 raining
You crush a giant spiked lizard hard.
A giant spiked lizard misses Cyprimus with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Cyprimus with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Cyprimus with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Cyprimus with his beat.
Cyprimus misses a giant spiked lizard with his cleave.
Cyprimus cuts off the head of a giant spiked lizard!!!!
Cyprimus viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard with his cleave.
A giant spiked lizard is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 3735539 experience points as your share.
Total exp for kill is 50208169.

Your blood freezes as you hear a giant spiked lizard's death cry.
coins : You are too laden down with equipment to pick anything else up.
Ezekiel gets gold coins from the corpse of a giant spiked lizard that's on the ground.
Ezekiel splits 29759 coins. Your share is 2975 coins.
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Fri May 05, 2017 4:32 pm

Gorka -- 'heal me please'

<760hp 162ma 314mv> 3972393925 173845 21 -5.4 +0 indoors
You feel better.

<762hp 164ma 314mv> 3972393925 173845 21 -5.4 +0 indoors
Ezekiel utters the words, 'candusghafahuai'
A gorynych briefly glows with a blinding light!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Wed May 31, 2017 3:42 am

[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Gorka missing Juggleblood.
[ *Overlord* Wa:9.40 ] Taron misses Juggleblood
[ *Archmage* Ma:8.39 ] Ezekiel ~Dragonsworn~ missing Juggleblood.
[ *Shaman* Dr:8.28 ] (Reborn) Suna ~Dragonsworn~ Missing Juggleblood
[ *Magician* Ma:7.37 ] (Reborn) Tuk <<M.A.G.I>> missing Juggleblood.
[ 20c 20m 20n 10b| 6w 5d 4o 3t ] Whatta
[ 14d 12t 10m 8w| 6b 4o 2c 1n ] Unmace

Update:
Ezekiel gossips-- 'man, wonder who this juggleblood fellow is?'
Ezekiel gossips-- 'sounds pretty missed'
You gossip-- 'but is he, if Splork doesn't know it?'
Gorka gossips-- 'lets keep titles until we know he has seen'
Ezekiel gossips-- '(c) Confucius'
Ezekiel gossips-- 'at taron'
Whatta gossips-- 'what do you miss about it?'
Gorka gossips-- 'he was likable and obxious'
You gossip-- 'attention to detail and players'
Gorka gossips-- 'all at the same time'
Ezekiel gossips-- 'player response, updated on forum, imm runs quests'
Ezekiel gossips-- 'player response, updated on forum, imm runs quests'
Gorka gossips-- '#Juggleblood 2020'
You gossip-- 'he was the one, who fixed typos, mob procs and random bugs/typos that no one bothers with'
Ezekiel gossips-- 'continually actually played a char and immed'
Ezekiel gossips-- 'grouped with chars to know what might need to be tweaked in practice'
Ezekiel gossips-- 'the list goes on'
Gorka gossips-- 'he also fed 5000 and walked on water'
Ezekiel gossips-- 'and that was just in level 0 coli!'
You gossip-- '*fed with the meat pies, diseased with cowfutius. helpful and obnoxious at the same time.'
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Teron » Sat Jul 08, 2017 8:28 pm

<987hp 432ma 320mv> 25512992981 582415 65 -6.0 +6 indoors
You massacre a smoke and ash maul titan to small fragments with your slash.
Cyprimus skillfully parries the attack of a smoke and ash maul titan.
A smoke and ash maul titan viciously massacres Cyprimus with his claw.
You are viciously massacred by a smoke and ash maul titan's hit.
A smoke and ash maul titan flails about from his sitting position, but hits nothing.
You massacre a smoke and ash maul titan to small fragments with your slash.
Belrath wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off Sochi's head!
Sochi stops playing.
Sochi is dead! R.I.P.
Yennefer cuts a limb off of a smoke and ash maul titan!!!!
Tuk wildly swings a large curved scimitar, and accidentally cuts off his own head!
Tuk is dead! R.I.P.
Cyprimus brutally massacres a smoke and ash maul titan with his cleave.
Cyprimus brutally massacres a smoke and ash maul titan with his cleave.
A smoke and ash maul titan clambers onto his feet.

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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Fri Jul 14, 2017 3:10 pm

Suna misses Tuk with his slash.
Tuk cleaves Suna hard.
Suna misses Tuk with his slash.
Suna misses Tuk with his slash.
Suna misses Tuk with his slash.
Suna misses Tuk with his slash.
Tuk impales himself on thorns round Suna!
Tuk cleaves Suna hard.
Tuk delivers a critical blow to one of Suna's vital organs.
Tuk cleaves Suna extremely hard.
Tuk cleaves Suna hard.

SUNA! SUNA! SUNA! :twisted:
Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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Re: Your afternoon chuckle

Postby Gorka » Sun Jul 16, 2017 3:35 pm

In this weeks episode of fight club...

Sochi cleaves Songster very hard.
Songster misses Sochi with his cleave.
Songster misses Sochi with his cleave.
Sochi cleaves Songster hard.
Sochi cleaves Songster very hard.
Sochi cuts a limb off of Songster!!!!
Sochi brutally massacres Songster with his cleave.
Gimme a G! Gimme a ORKA!
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How it feels to lead a large group

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