Lie Still; you are not DEAD!!! :-(

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Lie Still; you are not DEAD!!! :-(

Postby jezer » Mon Sep 20, 2010 11:07 pm

Not quite the new druid fix I was looking for, but fighting while dead was an interesting experience. Not only could I fight and limb chop, I could also talk! Until the mob died, and then it seems to click I was dead. As for everyone finding my death hilarious, I had just been chopped less than 30 seconds before. Maybe remove the if ch = jezer condition from self procs? :p

Notice I am getting attack xp and regening hp while I was dead. The game didn't know I was dead, I just had negative hp. Suspect bad conditions in self chop proc OR notice the lizard hated my guts... so maybe the mob engage player proc is bugged and needs to check the player is actually alive... although the self chop proc should be setting me as dead.

As you swing your weapon, it slips and slices through your own neck!
You have been KILLED!!

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<-1379hp 5ma 254mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530492770xp>
A giant spiked lizard hates your guts!
You slice a giant spiked lizard extremely hard.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
Dsfren skillfully parries the attack of a giant spiked lizard.
Dsfren's riposte viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his bite.
You slice a giant spiked lizard extremely hard.
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.

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Dsfren briefly glows with a blinding light!
Stab -- '------->>>LITE DOWN IN-<<<---ONE TICK'

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Dsfren reports 1026/1155 hp. Change: +259. Need: 129. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.
Madeline cringes away from you.

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Mahkra looks at a giant spiked lizard.

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Mahkra charges and bashes into a giant spiked lizard.

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Whiff -- 'lol'
Madeline -- 'hahaha'

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Toxis -- 'omg'

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Dsfren reports 1032/1155 hp. Change: +6. Need: 123. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<-1376hp 9ma 257mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530494343xp>
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
Dsfren skillfully parries the attack of a giant spiked lizard.
Dsfren's riposte viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard's beat bounces off Dsfren's heavy armor.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his bite.
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
You deal a critical blow to one of a giant spiked lizard's vital organs.
You massacre a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with your slice.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Dsfren briefly glows with a blinding light!
Wimpy says 'fated'

<-1376hp 9ma 257mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530495633xp>
Dsfren reports 1155/1155 hp. Change: +123. Need: 0. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

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Dsfren -- 'heh'

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Toxis -- 'agaiiin?'

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Mahkra -- 'lol'

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Stab looks at a giant spiked lizard.

<-1374hp 12ma 258mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530495633xp>
You deal a critical blow to one of a giant spiked lizard's vital organs.
You massacre a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with your slice.
Dsfren skillfully parries the attack of a giant spiked lizard.
Dsfren's riposte viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard's beat bounces off Dsfren's heavy armor.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
You deal a critical blow to one of a giant spiked lizard's vital organs.
You massacre a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with your slice.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.

<-1372hp 13ma 260mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530497555xp>
Dsfren reports 970/1155 hp. Change: -185. Need: 185. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<-1372hp 13ma 260mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530497555xp>
Dsfren briefly glows with a blinding light!

<-1372hp 13ma 260mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530497555xp>
Dsfren reports 1155/1155 hp. Change: +185. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<-1372hp 13ma 260mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530497555xp>
Stab looks at a giant spiked lizard.

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Mahkra heals himself.

<-1370hp 15ma 261mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530497555xp>
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Mahkra cuts a limb off of a giant spiked lizard!!!!
An eerie aura emanates from Mahkra's weapon, as a giant spiked lizard closes its eyes momentarily!!!!!
Dsfren skillfully parries the attack of a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his bite.
You slice a giant spiked lizard extremely hard.
Dsfren cuts a limb off of a giant spiked lizard!!!!
Dsfren viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard with her cleave.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Toxis cuts a limb off of a giant spiked lizard!!!!
Stab charges and bashes into a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard stumbles but regains his balance.
Wimpy looks at a giant spiked lizard.

<-1369hp 16ma 262mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530498621xp>
Dsfren reports 1028/1155 hp. Change: -127. Need: 127. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.
Madeline panics, and attempts to flee.
Madeline leaves west.

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Toxis -- 'random my ass :)~'

<-1368hp 17ma 262mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530498621xp>
Madeline arrives from the west.

<-1367hp 18ma 264mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530498621xp>
Dsfren reports 1034/1155 hp. Change: +6. Need: 121. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<-1367hp 18ma 264mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530498621xp>
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Dsfren skillfully parries the attack of a giant spiked lizard.
Dsfren's riposte viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his bite.
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.

<-1365hp 20ma 265mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530500217xp>
Dsfren reports 976/1155 hp. Change: -58. Need: 179. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<-1365hp 20ma 265mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530500217xp>
Dsfren briefly glows with a blinding light!

<-1365hp 20ma 265mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530500217xp>
Dsfren reports 1155/1155 hp. Change: +179. Need: 0. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<-1365hp 21ma 265mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530500217xp>
Stab charges and bashes into a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard stumbles but regains his balance.
Wimpy looks at a giant spiked lizard.

<-1363hp 22ma 266mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530500217xp>
You slice a giant spiked lizard extremely hard.
Dsfren skillfully parries the attack of a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
You cut off a giant spiked lizard's limb!
You viciously massacre a giant spiked lizard with your cleave.
You slice a giant spiked lizard extremely hard.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.

<-1363hp 23ma 267mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530590673xp>
Dsfren reports 1093/1155 hp. Change: -62. Need: 62. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<-1363hp 23ma 267mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530590673xp>

<-1362hp 24ma 268mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530590673xp>
Dsfren reports 1102/1155 hp. Change: +9. Need: 53. Spells: greater fluidity.

<-1360hp 26ma 269mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530590673xp>
Dsfren -- '---=== Aegis Down!!! ===---'
Wimpy looks at a giant spiked lizard.

<-1360hp 26ma 269mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530590673xp>
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Wimpy cuts a limb off of a giant spiked lizard!!!!
Toxis cuts a limb off of a giant spiked lizard!!!!
A giant spiked lizard viciously massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard viciously massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his bite.
You slice a giant spiked lizard extremely hard.
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Dsfren -- '---=== Aegis Down!!! ===---'

<-1359hp 27ma 270mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530591710xp>
Dsfren reports 892/1155 hp. Change: -210. Need: 263. Spells: greater fluidity.

<-1359hp 27ma 270mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530591710xp>
Stab looks at a giant spiked lizard.

<-1359hp 28ma 271mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530591710xp>
Toxis disengages himself from a giant spiked lizard!

<-1359hp 28ma 271mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530591710xp>
gt lol
You grouptell: 'lol'
Stab charges and bashes into a giant spiked lizard.

<-1358hp 29ma 271mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530591710xp>
Dsfren reports 899/1155 hp. Change: +7. Need: 256. Spells: greater fluidity.
Wimpy looks at a giant spiked lizard.

<-1358hp 29ma 271mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530591710xp>

<-1357hp 30ma 272mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530591710xp>
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Dsfren skillfully parries the attack of a giant spiked lizard.
Dsfren's riposte viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard viciously massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard viciously massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard viciously massacres Dsfren with his beat.
Dsfren partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!
A giant spiked lizard viciously massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard viciously massacres Dsfren with his bite.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.

<-1357hp 30ma 272mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530592340xp>
Dsfren reports 383/1155 hp. Change: -516. Need: 772. Spells: greater fluidity.

<-1357hp 30ma 272mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530592340xp>
Dsfren is encased in a glowing white sphere.

<-1357hp 31ma 273mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530592340xp>
Dsfren briefly glows with a blinding light!

<-1357hp 31ma 273mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530592340xp>
Dsfren reports 599/1155 hp. Change: +216. Need: 556. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<-1356hp 31ma 273mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530592340xp>
Dsfren briefly glows with a blinding light!

<-1356hp 31ma 273mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530592340xp>
Dsfren reports 870/1155 hp. Change: +271. Need: 285. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<-1355hp 32ma 274mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530592340xp>
Stab begins to take a defensive stance.

<-1355hp 33ma 274mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530592340xp>
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Dsfren skillfully parries the attack of a giant spiked lizard.
Dsfren's riposte viciously massacres a giant spiked lizard.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his bite.
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Dsfren massacres a giant spiked lizard to small fragments with her slash.
Dsfren delivers a massive blow to one of a giant spiked lizard's vital organs.
Dsfren brutally massacres a giant spiked lizard with her slash.
Dsfren briefly glows with a blinding light!

<-1354hp 34ma 275mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530594442xp>
Dsfren reports 833/1155 hp. Change: -37. Need: 322. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<-1354hp 34ma 275mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530594442xp>
Dsfren briefly glows with a blinding light!

<-1354hp 34ma 275mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530594442xp>
I'm still fighting
Dsfren reports 1078/1155 hp. Change: +245. Need: 77. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<-1354hp 35ma 275mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530594442xp>
Arglebargle, glop-glyf!?!

<-1354hp 35ma 275mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530594442xp>
Madeline -- 'silly jezer'

<-1353hp 36ma 277mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530594442xp>
Dsfren reports 1084/1155 hp. Change: +6. Need: 71. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.
Wimpy looks at a giant spiked lizard.

<-1353hp 36ma 277mv -9al -1.7ac +7dam +46mr 530594442xp>
gt vI'm still fighting
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
Dsfren partially dodges the attack with a last minute tumbling maneuver!
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard misses Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his beat.
A giant spiked lizard brutally massacres Dsfren with his bite.
You slice a giant spiked lizard extremely hard.
You slice a giant spiked lizard very hard.
Angels cuts off the head of a giant spiked lizard!!!!
A giant spiked lizard is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 2542952 experience points as your share.
Total exp for kill is 33452300.

Your blood freezes as you hear a giant spiked lizard's death cry.
Stab gets gold coins from the corpse of a giant spiked lizard that's on the ground.
Stab splits 71922 coins. Your share is 6538 coins.
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-1352hp 37ma 277mv -9al 2.3ac +7dam +0mr 533139723xp>
Toxis -- 'rina me'

<-1352hp 37ma 277mv -9al 2.3ac +7dam +0mr 533139723xp>
gt I'm still fighting
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(

<-1352hp 37ma 277mv -9al 2.3ac +7dam +0mr 533139723xp>
Toxis lays his hands upon the body.
Toxis's hands begin to glow very brightly!
You feel much, much better!
"Don’t let me become the man that I say that I despise."
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