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i live again

that sure is a darn shame

pssst..
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most of us use icq... just an fyi..

[quote="brand":24lwyp7s]i live again[/quote:24lwyp7s]
From my memory of [i:24lwyp7s]Army of Darkness[/i:24lwyp7s] it's more like "I ... live ... ... AGAIN!"

On another topic, Sloth has historically drawn heavily from D&D, but in the future I think we're going to lean more toward [url=http://staticguy.livejournal.com/104465.html:24lwyp7s]this[/url:24lwyp7s] RPG instead.

its obvious at this time, to assume that Kj has lost his mind..

please take a moment of silence while we watch Kj be attacked by a whole lot of Motherf%king Snakes!

I cast 'firestorm'.

Do I win?

[quote="12345":vte6ffdw]I cast 'firestorm'.

Do I win?[/quote:vte6ffdw]

<rolls some dice>

No! In fact, a recently ignited, very angry snake succeeds in dousing itself in the Idol Square fountain, crawls from there into an overhead bin, and positions itself over your seat just as the spell's heat cracks one of the plane's windows! As the plane depressurizes, everyone's emergency oxygen masks deploy, except yours! [i:vte6ffdw]Instead, you get a motherf%king snake![/i:vte6ffdw] In the panic of the moment you don't realize that it's not an oxygen mask and strap its deadly fangs over your nose and mouth! You are bitten! The psychological trauma causes two points of Cool damage!

[quote="*kjartan*":qygu5js3]You are bitten! The psychological trauma causes two points of Cool damage![/quote:qygu5js3]


laff Kj you dumbass.. shows what you know!

there is NO F'N way he could have EVER gotten 2 cool points

Well. Since I have no cool points, I jump into the fountain and cast water breath. Once I'm relatively safe underwater, I cast 'protection from rubik', 'resist poison' and 'ventriliquate' to make it sound like Auto says:

It's mating season in my pants!

and this was meant to do what?

for it IS mating season in my pants!

And that's a lot of fun until you're on a plane (with a fountain?) filled with [i:3viub4bn]motherf%king snakes![/i:3viub4bn]

careful now.. don't taunt Kj too much, he'll start randomly nerfing everything.. and before you know it.. kachinas will start loading snakes and handing them too you..

I should be careful? I seem to remember a time when sharks didn't randomly attack you while fishing. At least if he changes magic rope to randomly create snakes we can finally have that realism thing work to our advantage and tell him it doens't make any sense.

[quote="Autolycos":1o6iywjq]and this was meant to do what?

for it IS mating season in my pants!
[/quote:1o6iywjq]

Mating season for about 10,000 unique species of bacteria, fungus, and insects.

I wish you two ladies would really get some long range walkie-talkies.