Keeping it Interesting

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Keeping it Interesting

Postby Drule » Mon Jul 07, 2014 4:19 am

Just some Ogres fun, enjoy!


You massacre a large ogre to small fragments with your pierce.
Van skillfully parries the attack of a large ogre.
Van's riposte viciously massacres a large ogre.
A large ogre misses Van with his crush.
A large ogre pounds Van hard.
Van massacres a large ogre to small fragments with his slash.
You massacre a large ogre to small fragments with your pierce.
You massacre a large ogre to small fragments with your pierce.
A ravenous tentacle lashes out, tearing a chunk of flesh from a large ogre.
A large ogre is dead! R.I.P.

Your blood freezes as you hear a large ogre's death cry.
Van reports 749/1156 hp. Change: -47. Need: 407. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<692hp 341ma 272mv>

Van yells 'VROOOOOOM!'

<693hp 341ma 273mv>

Rippecs joins in the war-cry!

<693hp 341ma 273mv>

Van announces that it was entirely the fault of Rippecs.

<695hp 342ma 274mv>

Van gets gold coins from the corpse of a large ogre that's on the ground.
Van splits 5000 coins. Your share is 1666 coins.

...

You grouptell: 'soaking exp is what they're doin!'
Van reports 761/1156 hp. Change: +12. Need: 395. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<705hp 345ma 281mv>

Van -- 'lion chorus'

<708hp 346ma 283mv>

gt oh heh yeah
Rippecs -- 'bastards!'
You grouptell: 'oh heh yeah'

<710hp 347ma 284mv>

You sing another verse of 'lion chorus'.

<714hp 347ma 287mv>

Van -- 'nod, my viles are stealing xp :)'
Van reports 770/1156 hp. Change: +9. Need: 386. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<715hp 347ma 288mv>

Van -- 'drule in'
Rippecs -- 'i'm gonna assist the mob if they keep this up'


...

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
Van skillfully parries the attack of the ogre tanner.
Van's riposte viciously massacres the ogre tanner.
A vilewight is dead! R.I.P.
Your blood freezes as you hear a vilewight's death cry.
A vilewight stops following Van.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's crush.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
The ogre tanner disengages himself, and attacks Rippecs!
You massacre the ogre tanner to small fragments with your pierce.
You massacre the ogre tanner to small fragments with your pierce.
Rippecs massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
Rippecs misses the ogre tanner with his slash.
A ravenous tentacle lashes out, tearing a chunk of flesh from the ogre tanner.

<607hp 333ma 263mv>

Van reports 1099/1156 hp. Change: +6. Need: 57. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<609hp 334ma 264mv>

You massacre the ogre tanner to small fragments with your pierce.
Rippecs skillfully parries the attack of the ogre tanner.
The ogre tanner brutally massacres Rippecs with his beat.
The ogre tanner misses Rippecs with his crush.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's hit.
You drive Rogue's Dagger to the hilt in the ogre tanner and he shudders from the poison.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
Rippecs massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
A ravenous tentacle lashes out, tearing a chunk of flesh from the ogre tanner.
The song ends and you don't feel so fierce any more.
Van -- 'vile 1 down!'

<528hp 336ma 267mv>

Rippecs flails his weapon about the room!
Rippecs catches the ogre tanner in a flurry of blows.
Van reports 1106/1156 hp. Change: +7. Need: 50. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<530hp 336ma 268mv>

cir
You circle around to the ogre tanner's side and place Rogue's Dagger between two of his ribs.

<531hp 337ma 264mv>

Van -- 'better him than me'

<531hp 337ma 264mv>

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
Rippecs skillfully parries the attack of the ogre tanner.
Rippecs's riposte viciously massacres the ogre tanner.
The ogre tanner brutally massacres Rippecs with his beat.
You are brutally massacred by the ogre tanner's beat.
The ogre tanner misses you with his crush.
The ogre tanner misses Rippecs with his hit.
You massacre the ogre tanner to small fragments with your pierce.
You pierce the ogre tanner very hard.
Rippecs delivers a critical blow to one of the ogre tanner's vital organs.
Rippecs brutally massacres the ogre tanner with his slash.
Rippecs massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.

<470hp 337ma 264mv>

sca
Van reports 1113/1156 hp. Change: +7. Need: 43. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<472hp 338ma 266mv>

Rippecs flails his weapon about the room!
Rippecs catches the ogre tanner in a flurry of blows.

<472hp 338ma 266mv>

You peer intently all around, and see:
Rippecs : right here
a vilewight : right here
Van : right here
a pet boar : right here
the ogre tanner : right here
a pet boar : immediately to the east
an ogre tenderizer : nearby to the east

<473hp 339ma 266mv>

Van heroically rescues Rippecs.

<474hp 339ma 267mv>

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner hits Van very hard.
Your tumbling partially deflects the oncoming blow!
You are brutally massacred by the ogre tanner's beat.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner viciously massacres Van with his crush.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
You drive Rogue's Dagger to the hilt in the ogre tanner and he shudders from the poison.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
A ravenous tentacle lashes out, tearing a chunk of flesh from the ogre tanner.
The ogre tanner grabs a jar of preserving agents and heaves it at Van!
The jar smashes into Van's skull, dousing his in a foul-smelling liquid!
Van reports 943/1156 hp. Change: -170. Need: 213. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<424hp 340ma 268mv>

cir vile
A vilewight hates your guts!
A vilewight senses you trying to circle behind, and your stab misses.


<426hp 341ma 264mv>

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner's beat bounces off Van's heavy armor.
The ogre tanner viciously massacres Van with his hit.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
Van reports 871/1156 hp. Change: -72. Need: 285. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<428hp 342ma 266mv>

Van flails his weapon about the room!
Rippecs flails his weapon about the room!

<429hp 342ma 266mv>

circ vile
The poison on Rogue's Dagger turns the ogre tanner's flesh black.
A vilewight suddenly stiffens, as you place Rogue's Dagger deep into its side!
A vilewight is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 0 experience points as your share.
You gain one bonus experience!
Total exp for kill is 0.


Your blood freezes as you hear a vilewight's death cry.
A vilewight stops following Van.

<431hp 343ma 263mv>

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
Van skillfully parries the attack of the ogre tanner.
Van's riposte viciously massacres the ogre tanner.
The ogre tanner misses you with his beat.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his crush.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
You drive Rogue's Dagger to the hilt in the ogre tanner and he shudders from the poison.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
Van reports 879/1156 hp. Change: +8. Need: 277. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<433hp 344ma 264mv>

cack
Van -- 'vile 2 down!'

<436hp 345ma 266mv>

You cackle gleefully.

<437hp 345ma 266mv>

The white aura around your body fades.

<438hp 346ma 267mv>

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner brutally massacres Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his crush.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
Van delivers a massive blow to one of the ogre tanner's vital organs.
Van viciously massacres the ogre tanner with his slash.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
Van reports 823/1156 hp. Change: -56. Need: 333. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<438hp 346ma 267mv>

Van -- 'nooooo'

<439hp 346ma 268mv>

Van looks at the ogre tanner.

<440hp 347ma 268mv>

Van flails his weapon about the room!
Van catches the ogre tanner in a flurry of blows.

<441hp 347ma 269mv>

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his crush.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's hit.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
You miss the ogre tanner with your pierce.
Van ducks around the ogre tanner's strike.
Van reports 829/1156 hp. Change: +6. Need: 327. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<312hp 348ma 270mv>

re
Ok.
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

<520hp 286ma 270mv>

Rippecs flails his weapon about the room!

<522hp 287ma 272mv>

Van -- 'was hoping they'd last a bit longer :)'

<523hp 288ma 273mv>

Van flails his weapon about the room!
Van catches the ogre tanner in a flurry of blows.

<523hp 288ma 273mv>

You miss the ogre tanner with your pierce.
Your tumbling partially deflects the oncoming blow!
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's hit.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his crush.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
The ogre tanner disengages himself, and attacks YOU!
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
OOF! the ogre tanner lands a powerful strike into your side.
That Really did HURT!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
Van reports 836/1156 hp. Change: +7. Need: 320. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<86hp 288ma 273mv>

re
Ok.
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

<295hp 227ma 275mv>

Van flails his weapon about the room!

<297hp 228ma 276mv>

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner misses you with his hit.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's beat.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's beat.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The ogre tanner misses you with his crush.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The ogre tanner misses you with his hit.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner grabs a jar of preserving agents and heaves it at Drule!
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The jar smashes into your skull, dousing you in a foul-smelling liquid! Ouch!
Van reports 842/1156 hp. Change: +6. Need: 314. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<82hp 228ma 277mv>

You grouptell: 'they would have, I killed that one'

<84hp 229ma 278mv>

sing
The ogre tanner really needs a good bath! Phew!
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.

<86hp 230ma 279mv>

You are rescued by Van, you are confused!

<87hp 230ma 280mv>

re
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
The ogre tanner's muscles bulge, stretching the tanned leather on his body.
The ogre tanner grabs a jar of preserving agents and heaves it at Van!
The jar smashes into Van's skull, dousing his in a foul-smelling liquid!
Van reports 834/1156 hp. Change: -8. Need: 322. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<87hp 230ma 280mv>

Ok.
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

<287hp 170ma 282mv>

The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's beat.
The ogre tanner's beat bounces off Van's heavy armor.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's crush.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
You pierce the ogre tanner very hard.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner grabs a jar of preserving agents and heaves it at Van!
The jar smashes into Van's skull, dousing his in a foul-smelling liquid!

<26hp 171ma 283mv>

gig
You giggle.

<27hp 171ma 284mv>

sing
You raise your clear (?) voice towards the sky.

<28hp 171ma 284mv>

re
Ok.
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

<234hp 110ma 285mv>

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's beat.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The ogre tanner misses Van with his crush.
Van skillfully parries the attack of the ogre tanner.
Van's riposte viciously massacres the ogre tanner.
Van delivers a massive blow to one of the ogre tanner's vital organs.
Van viciously massacres the ogre tanner with his slash.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.

<126hp 110ma 286mv>

Van -- 'lol you did, didn't you'

<128hp 111ma 287mv>

Rippecs flails his weapon about the room!
Van reports 840/1156 hp. Change: +6. Need: 316. Spells: aegis, greater fluidity.

<129hp 112ma 288mv>

re
Van -- 'what a jerk!'
Ok.
The cleansing fires of healing fill your body!

<330hp 50ma 289mv>

You massacre the ogre tanner to small fragments with your pierce.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
The ogre tanner's beat bounces off Van's heavy armor.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's hit.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner grabs a jar of preserving agents and heaves it at Van!
The jar smashes into Van's skull, dousing his in a foul-smelling liquid!
Van reports 830/1156 hp. Change: -10. Need: 326. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<189hp 51ma 289mv>

Van flails his weapon about the room!
Van catches the ogre tanner in a flurry of blows.

<189hp 51ma 289mv>

You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
The ogre tanner's hit bounces off Van's heavy armor.
You are viciously massacred by the ogre tanner's beat.
You wish that your wounds would stop BLEEDING that much!
The ogre tanner misses Van with his beat.
The ogre tanner's crush bounces off Van's heavy armor.
The ogre tanner misses Van with his hit.
Van massacres the ogre tanner to small fragments with his slash.
You miss the ogre tanner with your pierce.
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
You grouptell: 'yeah and i paid dearly for it :('
Van reports 836/1156 hp. Change: +6. Need: 320. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<85hp 53ma 292mv>

Van flails his weapon about the room!
Van catches the ogre tanner in a flurry of blows.

<87hp 53ma 293mv>

You are unable to maintain the tumbling defense, and pause to catch your breath.

<89hp 54ma 294mv>

gh
You pierce the ogre tanner extremely hard.
Van skillfully parries the attack of the ogre tanner.
Van's riposte viciously massacres the ogre tanner.
You have been KILLED!!
Lie still; you are DEAD!!! :-(


Van -- 'so you did :)'
Van -- 'that'll larn him'

Rippecs -- 'uh oh'

...

Hey! You can talk!

Van -- 'well, time to find out if drule pays the ultimate price for circling my vile'

Rippecs -- 'ah hah!'

Van -- 'any last words drule?'

You grouptell: 'heh'


Van begs and grovels to the powers that be.
Van reports 552/1024 hp. Change: +6. Need: 472. Spells: greater fluidity, aegis.

<-28hp 54ma 294mv>

You grouptell: 'I'm not sorry!'

<-28hp 54ma 294mv>

Van utters the words, 'gruugz oculoae'
Van lays his hands upon the body.
Van's hands begin to glow very brightly!
You feel much, much better!

<1hp 54ma 294mv>

Van -- 'damn!'

<4hp 55ma 296mv>
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Re: Keeping it Interesting

Postby Thraxas » Wed Jul 09, 2014 10:28 am

Long Post - read it all - didnt get it ...

I know jokes lose something in being explained but its bugging me ...

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Re: Keeping it Interesting

Postby Marvel » Fri Jul 11, 2014 10:20 pm

vilezzzs be stealin' me exp!
circlestabbitystab dem vilezzz, tralalalal
me stab mightay! oh so mightay!
me hpzzz not so gud. sadface emoji.
ohnoez I being raised by man starring in der skooby-doos1!oneone

fin.

And this is why necros don't group.
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Re: Keeping it Interesting

Postby Thraxas » Sat Jul 12, 2014 6:40 am

Necros dont group? hmm
I do sometimes but not often - reason being nothing to do with the mechanics of the game, dying or pets stealing xp etc. - more I just dont enjoy it.
This dosent mean I as a prime necro cant I can - but I dont understand why I would use my gaming time to do something I dont enjoy.

Still dont understand the thread ...

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Re: Keeping it Interesting

Postby Marvel » Sat Jul 12, 2014 10:07 am

That's exactly what I explained. You don't get it, thus you don't group. You don't find this amusing or 'get' it. What else can I do? I explained why it was amusing to them, and what makes that group amusing to them.

Then I threw in the typical antisocial dig at necro primes...
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Re: Keeping it Interesting

Postby DarkArtist » Sat Jul 26, 2014 2:14 pm

I didn't find it amusing before, but I do now...
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